A/N: I couldn't ignore it,my mind was gonna explode if I didn't start this. I am always on the lookout for funny stories with Kane or Undertaker but I don't find many :/ Soooo..why not start my own! I warn you though..it probably won't be very funny..

Now if you have any ideas for what you would like Taker and Kane to do next,then just leave a review and I'll totally check them out(:

Here you goo...

Chapter 1: The Movies

Kane began to growl while scrolling down the page trying to find a suitable movie for them to watch. It was actually for Undertaker to watch since he didn't get any say whatsoever.

"I really should consider setting him to flames.."

Taker,who was very much enjoying the show Cow and Chicken,turned around and gave Kane a swift smack to the head,"Stop talking to yourself and look for a movie I want to watch!"

"You ass! Why don't you look for one!" Kane stood up almost knocking the laptop over.

Taker who was appalled at how Kane was yelling at him for no reason stood up slowly and poked his little brother on the forehead.

"I am the deadman..the PHENOM! I take souls! I rip peoples throats out like the MacGruber guy with the bad haircut! How DARE you talk to me like that!"

"First,you aren't dead. Seco-"

"I AM DEAD! Hence DEADman!" Taker stomped his foot on the ground folding his tattooed sleeved arms over his broad chest.

Kane sighed heavily,"You are NOT DEAD Mark! How many times do I have to explain that its just a character you play for the company!"

Takers brows furrowed in confusion,"Who's Mark? I'm THE UNDERTAKER!"

"Oh for the love of god.." Kane whispered pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Look. Just go sit and watch Chicken butt or what-" SLAP!

"Its Cow and Chicken."

"Did you HAVE to slap me!" Kane sobbed his cheek while Taker smirked.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No- wait what am I doing? I'm not going to argue anymore with you."

"Good. Big brother wins again!" Taker ran around Kane and then went to sit on the couch to finish the rest of the show.

Kane shook his head,"I swear..I'm the only sane one.." Feeling a migraine come on,he walked to the bathroom and splashed his face with water. After composing himself he went and continued the search for a movie.

Hours Later

"I am the deadman..the PHENOM! I take souls! I rip peoples throats out like the MacGrub-"

"Sir what is the problem?" The manager of the theatre was called by the shaken teen boy behind the popcorn counter.

"Sorry there is no problem," Kane tried to pull his brother away but Taker stomped on his foot.

"Asshole.." Kane whispered wobbling to the side.

"There is a problem here. I deserve more popcorn and butter."

"It looks like you have enough the-"

"I DO NOT! I am an unsatisfied customer and want more popcorn with butter!" Undertaker huffed.

Kane just stood there watching this horrid situation unfold.

"Sir I cann-"

"Do you know who I am! I am the deadman..the PHENOM! I take souls! I rip peoples throats out-"

"OKAY sir here."

"And a pack of m&ms." The manager sighed heavily and agreed. Undertaker and Kane walked to their seats which were all the way in the back. Them being tall always caused a problem when they went to the movies.

"Want some?" Taker asked through a mouthful of popcorn and m&ms. Kane shrugged and reached for some but got his hand smacked very hard.

"Stop stealing MY food Kane!"

Kane was baffled,"You just ask-"

"SHUSH damnit the movie is starting!" Kane growled in response and sat back comfortably,closing his eyes. It was a bull crap movie anyway..who wants to watch Elouise at The Plaza!

Some Odd Minutes Later

"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

"Wh-WHAT!" Kane stood up full force. He was in a deep sleep when he heard the all out outburst. People were running around and dropping their things along the way.

"Undertaker we gotta go there's a FIRE!" Kane took a hold of his brother but was yanked back.

"There's no fire Kane."

Confused beyond belief Kane replied,"But someone yelled fi-" Realization dawned on him.

"The HELL! We could go to jail for this shit!" Angry could not describe what Kane was feeling right now.

"Don't yell at me! I ran out of popcorn and needed some more! What else was I supposed to do!"

"Uh use your money to buy more!" Kane growled at his big brother.

"I ran out!"

"Then you could have asked me!"

"I stole yours." Undertaker avoided Kanes gaze.

"I had 100 dollars..." Kane checked his wallet finding an 'I'm sorry from Undertaker' note,"You SONOFABITCH!"

"Shit.." Undertaker ran out of the theatre with Kane in hot pursuit.

"I am going to KILL YOU!" Kane yelled.

A/N 2: Oh boy! Taker is a handful huh? Poor Kane *pats his back* Remember send in what you would like to see Kane and Undertaker do next! (it can include them with any other superstars as well) =)