TREED!
As Ianto Jones helped his three year old son Cooper Owen take the last pan of Christmas cookies out of the oven and was just setting it down on the counter. Suddenly they heard a loud crash coming from the living room. They heard Jack's voice yell out " GOD DAMN IT TO HELL. SON OF A BITCH OF A TREE, IANTO! IANTO! "
Cooper grinned and giggled " Daddy said a bad word. Daddy said a bad word. He chanted . Ianto knelt down to face Cooper "Cariad could you do your Tad a huge favor?" The little boy grinned and nodded eagerly as they heard another curse "SHIT, IANTO," The little boy giggled as Ianto continued "Cariad could you go to your room and draw your Tad a picture of Father Christmas for me to hang on the Ice box? The little boy grinned and nodded as he raced for his room with a cookie in each hand. As he watched the little boy leave, Ianto heard another curse "While I go see what the bugger is wrong with your daddy and that tree," Again he heard 'DAMN IT. IANTO! A LITTLE HELP HERE. IANTO!"
Rolling his eyes and all set to let Jack have it for swearing in front of Cooper, Ianto headed for the living room " Jack I… I" He stopped and looked at the funny sight that met him, Some how Jack had managed to trap himself under the tree,.