Ron: (drinking coffee) I don't get what you see in that idiot

Trish: he isn't an idiot he is just….

Ron: what weird?

Trish: yes he is some what weird

Ron: what type of my man goes around painting his nails and dying his hair like some type of female?

Trish: what are you trying to say?

Ron: that he is a fag! Can't you tell?

Trish: he isn't gay trust me… you should try knowing him before you start judging him

Ron: (getting anger) why cant you leave Jeff? Trish I can offer you more than some human look alike lucky charms little boy

Trish: Ron you know I like you…. But

Ron: but what?

Trish: I had been with Jeff for 6 years. I can't just break up with him out of the blue moon

Ron: number one the moon is white not blue and second let plan something I that he can see you cheating on him

Trish: hmm I thought the moon was like a dirty yellow

Ron: can you forget about the damn moon! Do you love me?

Trish: yes

Ron: are you willing to leave Jeff and live the life of a superstar

Trish: (drinking water) I don't know

Ron: (yelling) you have to pick me or him? You can't have us both

Trish: (hand over her face) I pick you… but you have to gave me time to break up with Jeff

Ron: deal