1A/N: My first ever Green Wing fan-fiction. This came about after rewatching the party episode. It was inspired by the looking Mac gives after kissing Caroline. It was like he didn't regret it, but was...wondering why he did it. Thus the fic.

Kissing in the Toilet

"But I feel I should remind you that you have just kissed a sicky mouth."

No, that not what you should remind me. You should remind me that I've done the thing I promised that I wouldn't do.

I fell for you.

God why does this always seem to happen to me? It was similar to what happened with...don't go there. It just seems like this always happens to me. Maybe it's a curse. Maybe it's a blessing. God I'm glad you won't remember this.

Martin's fallen for you. Guy wants to shag you so I'll class that as fallen for you. Boyce...well you never can tell with Boyce. It seems like you've won the hearts of quite a lot of people in the hospital. You'll never be short of company. So you don't need me.

God, please say you need me.