Disclaimer: Don't own Vocaloid :D

Summary: Bloopers to what happens in Vocaloid PVs. Note: Only pointless humor and no plotline. Chapter 1: Another: World is Mine(Kaito's Version).

It's me, Emily, this time. Me and Koko will take turns writing these chapters.

"Why can't we do my song first?" Miku pouted, crossing her arms over her chest. "Kaito-san's song is just the response to mine, so mine should be naturally first, right?"

It did make sense, in a way.

"Your dress for your PV isn't ready yet," Crypton pointed out. "Just follow the things according to the script that was voted the most."

Kaito and Miku were handed papers, and quickly skimmed it. A dark aura surrounded Miku as her hand crushed the paper and Kaito stepped away from her a little.

"No way in leeks am I going to let Kaito-san peek at my panties."

"We'll buy you a month's supplies of leeks for a day," Crypton said.

"Done," Miku shook his hand and Kaito gulped in fear.

XxXXXXX

After Kaito's song was recorded and everyone was ready to act their parts, they started filming.

Sekai de ichiban ohimesama

Wakatteiru kara omae was ore no...yome!

Sono ichi sou ieba kami kitta? Sukoshi dake nadete yaru

Sono ni atarashii hiiru sore kekkou-

"Miku! You kicked him too hard!" the director yelled. Miku blinked before seeing Kaito on the floor, clutching his face in pain.

"I-I'm fine..." Kaito groaned.

mina made iu na purin nara reizouko da-

"Miku! We already said we'd buy you leeks!" Crypton facepalmed at the teallete who was sitting on Kaito's back, nibbling on the leeks. She gazed at him with an innocent look.

XxXX

"No! I don't want to go!" Kaito cried, hugging the lamp post like a it was the last piece of ice cream in the world. Meiko and Gakupo were trying to drag him off as Rin and Len held up the white horsey costume.

"Kaito! Just get in the damn costume!" Meiko growled, ready to pop the blue haired man's back.

"Noo!"

"I'll give you a year's supply of ice cream," Crypton sighed.

"Done," Kaito let go abruptly and Meiko was sent flying while Gakupo had wisely let go a second before.

"Hey! How come Kaito-san gets a year?" Miku demanded.

XxXxXX

"I can't do this," Miku laughed out loud instead of making the disgusted face she was supposed to do. Kaito blushed in embarrassment as he awkwardly held her bridal style. Crypton and the director were trying not to howl in laughter.

"Miku, just think about something disgusting," the director suggested.

"I can't! Kaito-san looks so STUPID!" Miku was shaking in laughter as she hugged herself. Kaito sniffed.

"Miku!" Crypton had stopped snickering as a stern look came on his face. Miku gulped.

"S-sorry..."

XxXXX

"Blargh!" Kaito coughed up the pudding that was forcefully shoved down his throat.

"Miku, you're supposed to make it look like you're forcing it, not actually do it!" Crypton yelled.

"Eh?"

"These people are too literal," the director banged his head against a table. "Alright, take thirty!"

XxXxXxX

"Kyah! Aniki!" Rin screeched as she ran onto the scene, shaking his body while pulling him out of the trash bags. "Miku-nee, you used too much force!"

"Eh?"

"ARGH!" the director pulled his own hair as he repeatedly banged himself on a desk. "Kaito is out of action now! WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME?"

"Ugh..." Crypton facepalmed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "We won't be able to use Kaito for Miku's PV then. We'll need a replacement."

"What about that scene?" Luka asked. She was supposed to appear.

"We'll have to retake it from when Miku threw him. Just put Kaito's body among the trash bags and gone on with your scenes," the director said, not pleased with everything.

"I'll go look for a replacement..."

XxXxXxX

"You're in," Crypton randomly chose a brown haired teenager. He pointed to himself, as if to say 'me'?

"B-but I'm just the cameraman," he protested.

"You're a Miku fan, aren't you?"

"Y-yes-"

"You're in," Crypton placed a hand on the boy's shoulder, did a thumbs up and fake smiled. "Don't worry, nothing bad will happen to you."

How well Crypton lies...

Sorry if it isn't funny...Koko's usually the funny one...

Please leave feedback. And can you help us pick some song PVs you want us to do? Note that there are many PVs of one song sometimes, so tell us the singer of the song(there are different Vocaloid singing too, we'd be happy to do another singer besides the original one ^^) and which PV it is.

-Emily