Harry Potter Watching Harry Potter Puppet Pals

DRW: Okay folks, I don't own Harry Potter or the Puppet Pal videos). I wish I could but I don't. I guess this would be my disclaimer or whatever you people call it. That good enough?

Hermione: Well, you should talk about this in a bit mo-

DRW: Shut the hell up. No one asked you. Anywho, I decided just to make this a one-shot since I'm too much of a lazy ass to make it longer.

Ginny: Must you cuss in every line?

DRW: I don't have to…..but I want to. Why are you here? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!! Oh yea, I don't own the video Harry Potter Puppet Pals and the Mysterious Ticking Noise. Wish I could……if you haven't seen it, watch it, or don't read. Got it? Good. Onto the thing.

The Mysterious Ticking Noise

It was a quiet day at Hogwarts, students outside enjoying the fresh air, catching up on homework, playing pranks on other students, swimming in the lake, playing quidditch, or doing absolutely nothing. Yes, it was a perfect day.

That is……..except for Harry Potter. Harry was stuck in the common room watching as Hermione experimented with her new laptop. Ron was sprawled on the floor sound asleep making gurgling noises here and there. Harry was spread out on the big armchair near the fire place waiting for Hermione to-

"Finished!" Hermione squealed as she jumped up crushing Ron's hand beneath her feet.

"Get off my hand!" Ron yelled as he tried to pull his hand out from under her feet.

"Sorry, but I finally got internet connected. Now, I can email my parents," Hermione said as she lifted her foot. Ron pulled his hand toward him and yelled a soft yelp of pain as it touched him.

Bling A little notice popped up before them and read, "Youtube has the best movies, videos, and more. See this movie and you'll believe us.

Hermione gasped. "I heard about this website. It's supposed to be a really good one that millions of people join."

"Yea…..if you're a nerd or have no life," Ron whispered to Harry and snickered.

Hermione clicked on the link (after much difficulty moving the mouse on the laptop around). "Oh my…" she gasped again as she backed away.

Harry and Ron exchanged quick glances before looking at the screen. On the screen at the top, the words "Harry Potter Puppet Pals and " were visible.

"Th..this can't be right," Ron laughed shakily as she rubbed the back of his red hair up and down. "No one knows about us……..except for maybe you…Harry."

Harry felt the hair on his neck stand up with chill. Was someone watching them? They couldn't. Hogwarts is the safest place. Or was this all a muggle prank?

On the screen, a tiny puppet was shown. He looked around the stage for some reason muttering to himself as a ticking noise was heard in the background.

"Is that-" Hermione asked anxiously as she looked at her two friends.

"Couldn't be. No one knows about-"

The little puppet on the screen started singing, "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape…"

"It is him. But how do these people know about Snape?" Hermione asked in a hushed voice.

"I don't know, but that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen," Harry said through loud snickers. Ron was leaning on Harry from laughing so hard.

Hermione shook her head and continued watching.

"Severus Snape (Dumbledore). Snape (Ron)…"

At this, Ron stopped laughing and glared at the laptop with despise. "Whoever made this is in for it," he snarled.

"Snape, (Ron), Snape (Ron), Severus Snape (Dumbledore)(Rom Weasley) (Hermione)…"

Hermione gaped at the video. "I'm in it too?"

"Snape (Ron), Snape (Ron), Severus Snape (Ron Weasley). Snape (Ron) (Harry Potter. Oh. Harry Potter)…"

Harry blinked. He expected himself to be in it, but like this?

The three of them all exchanged looks and stared back at the screen in disbelief.

"Singing our song……….all day long….in HOGWARTS!!"

"I found the source of the ticking…it's a pipe bomb!" Puppet Ron called out joyfully to the others. The real Ron's face was flushed. This puppet made him look like an idiot.

KABOOM!

Puppet Voldemort appeared on the stage laughing sinisterly as the other puppet's shredded cloths floated down.

"Voldemort, Voldemort, oh Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort."

Background music ended the video and the movie stopped playing. Ron slammed the laptop shut and looked Hermione.

"That was……er…..different," Hermione stated.

"Oh yea, different is a good way to put it. How about DEMENTED?!" Ron yelled at her. She winced and looked up at him. "I mean, I do not sound like a girl!! And I'm not stupid!"

"Yea, and I'm not an egotistic punk like that stupid puppet!" Harry responded back.

"Okay, so it was messed up, but come on, it wasn't that bad."

"Pfft….sure, that's why you sound like Looney Lovegood," Ron responded.

"Her name is Luna, and I didn't sound like her!"

"Come off it, Hermione. You did sound like Luna," Harry said trying to start another fight between the two.

She pursed her lips. "Well, what are we going to do now? Should we tell someone?"

"Nah. I say we burn the typey thingy and enjoy the rest of the day outside," Ron said standing.

"It's called a laptop, and no, we are not burning it but let's go outside."

Harry and Ron nodded, and the three left the common room.

The painting swung open a few minutes later as Fred and George scrambled into the common room laughing/

"That last prank was better than the last one we pulled on him," Fred said sitting down on the couch.

"Hey, what's this?" George said picking up the laptop.

"No idea, but there is only one way to find out," Fred grinned as he opened it.

"A video, eh? Let's take a closer look."

They clicked the play button.

The end.

DRW: That sucked.

Hermione: Well, if you had don-

DRW: Shut up! Anywho, this is just an experiment I guess. Not my first writing, but on here….yes. I don' care if you message me or whatever. Later.