In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. You must be wondering, what is the name of this hobbit? Well, just look at the character list, you dipshit. This hobbit's name is Frodo Baggins.

Frodo Baggins enjoyed things that many other hobbits enjoyed. He loved nice weather, good food, and jolly times with his closest friends, but it stops there. Frodo also enjoyed things that hobbits don't usually enjoy. He loved frequenting elves and dwarfs, he also loved adventures. He had previously been on an adventure to destory a certain ring in a far more superior piece of literature to this one. But this isn't about that adventure, this is about a whole new one entirely.

Frodo was just out in his garden, enjoying the summer sun with his good friend Sam. Well, they're obviously more than good friends, but we don't want to say that right now so we can build up the sexual tension between these two characters over the course of the story to make it somewhat interesting.

"Frodo?"

"Yes, Sam?"

"Do you fancy going on an adventure anytime soon?"

Frodo laughed light-heartedly,"I don't see why not, but I think we should relax here for a week or so, we've only just come back!"

"Yes, but Mister Frodo, that was only to Mirkwood, what if we could go further?"

"Further?"

"Yes! Further! Maybe even further than we've ever been before?"

"And where would that be?" he smirked.

Suddenly, their conversation was cut short by a tall wizard walking up to their gate. He smiled at the two hobbits and greated them with a "Good Morning". This was unusual, Gandalf very rarely came to the Shire and Frodo was adament to find out why.

"Ah yes Frodo, there is a reason why I'm here," he announced, "I have sensed a disturbance in the Force and I've come here to warn you all."

"Warn us all of what?" asked Sam.

"I'm not quite sure yet," muttered Gandalf, he seemed confused and on-edge even. It made the two Hobbits terribly nervous. A disturbance? Here? In the Shire? Surely not, this is a peaceful place with peaceful inhabitants. Why would someone attack such a place?

Then, something quite unusual, and slightly frightening even, happened. They heard a whirring noise, of the likes they'd never heard before. It seemed to get louder, and louder, and louder as they noticed a big blue box appear on the path in front of Frodo's fence, right next to Gandalf. When it stopped, the box was just there, where had it come from?

Gandalf seemed most intrigued. He examined the box from top to bottom, not knowing what to think of it. Then the door flew open and a panicked man wearing a red bow-tie dashed out.

"We've got to save these Hobbits!" he said.