Song Number One is Encoded (Random Parody Lyrics)

by Barefoot XO

A wide assortment of song parodies about Stargate SG-1, including the original Stargate movie and the two subsequent movies.

1. Straight Through the Stargate

I don't own Stargate, any of the characters, or Straight Up the Middle. They belong to MGM and Ryan Malcolm (I think) respectively.

Warning: Brief mention of suicidal thoughts. (O'Neill)

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Straight Through the Stargate

I've been kicked out

My life in two suitcases

My colleagues all around

Displaying their mocking faces

This will be the last time

We're comin' at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa'ai

We're gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We're comin' at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies

I stare at my gun

Memories flowing through my head

It took away my son

And now I wish I was dead

This will be the last time

We're comin' at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa'ai

We're gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We're comin' at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies

I was left behind

Didn't get on the first mission

But I've got a mind

And this won't be tradition

This will be the last time

We're comin' at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa'ai

We're gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We're comin' at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies

I stand by my god

My hope is nearly gone

But if I get the chance

I'll say 'Shal kek nem ron!'

This will be the last time

We're comin' at ya

Straight through the Stargate

We are called SG-1

We're gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are on the run

We're comin' at ya, straight through the Stargate

We hope you like O'Neill's puns!

We're comin' at ya

Straight through the Stargate

Which you call the Chappa'ai

We're gonna get ya, right through the Stargate

Snakeheads are gonna die

We're comin' at ya, straight through the Stargate

The Gods are gonna eat their lies

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Welcome to August. In addition to my normal updates, every two weeks on the Saturday, I will be attempting to post one update or short story of some sort per day. I hope you enjoy it.

Jasper