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Unsolved Mysteries
By duogirl2
It was a boring day. The G-boys were sitting around doing nothing. "Where's
Heero?" Duo finally broke the silence. "He's outside trying to keep a
piece of paper in the air by shooting it," replied Quatre. "Oh. What's
on TV?" "I dunno. Let's see". Duo turned on the television and started
flipping channels. "Discovery Channel." "Nope" "History Channel." Nope."
"Cartoon Network" "Definatly not!" "Hey, Unsolved Mysteries!" "Cool."
(Announcer) " Today on Unsolved Mysteries, a baby is taken from her home
and now, 30 years later is looking for her family." "Why do they always
wait so long before they actually start looking for their family? Don't
they care???" said Duo. (Announcer) "A mysterious bank robbery in Houston,
Texas." "Bor-ing" (Announcer) "And the railroad killer is still on the
loose." "Now it's getting interesting!" (TV) "Our first case is that
of the railroad killer. He bludgeons his victoms to death with rocks
or anything he can get his hands on. He travles on the bottom of train
cars and always kills his victoms near the railroad tracks, thus getting
his name. Across America he has murdered 13 people, and he broke into
11 of those 13 people's houses to kill them." "Duo, we're two miles from
the train tracks, right?" Quatre asked fearfully. "Yeah, but the train
station is just 3/4 mile away," Duo said without thinking, keeping his
eyes glued to the TV screen. (TV) "The police need your help to capture
this madman and put him behind bars, where he belongs. He is about 5'3",
blue eyes, and short brown hair. Our scientists have found traces of
spandex at each scene along with some gunpowder, though guns weren't
used in any of the cases. If you have any information, contact us at
1-800-mystery." "Update: The killer's Identity has been discovered and
a warrent is out for his arrest. His name is-" The power went out just
as the name was about to be said. "INJUSTICE!" Wufei screamed. "You will
die for this!" yelled Wufei, grabbing at a sword that wasn't there. "Ummm,
guys, I think that Heero is the railroad killer," Quatre wispered with
a quiver in his voice. "Don't be silly Quatre," Said Duo. "How could
he be?" "Well, they showed the dates and times people were murdered,
and Heero wasn't with us at any of those times. And wasn't that his spandex
soaking in the tub with the hole in it and all of the red stuff around
it?" Heero walked into the room. "GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU'RE THE RAILROAD
KILLER!!!" Quatre screamed, searching frantically for a cross. "What?"
Heero replied in his trademark you-will-die voice. "Y-you heard me."
Quatre said feebly. "What's Quatre been drinking?" "Just some orange
juice" Duo replied. "Now, what's this about me being the railroad killer?"
"We were watching Unsolved Mysteries and the description sounded exactly
like you. So Quatre jumped to conclusions and he is convinced that it
is you." Duo explained. "Quatre, I thought you were smarter than that!"
Heero said. "Told ya Quatre!" Duo said. "I thought I told you that I'm
the reincarnated Jack the Ripper!" Heero said. "Yeah Que- what???" "You
heard me. I'm the reincarnated Jack the Ripper." "Umm, Heero? Are you
sure?" asked Duo. "Yes." "Let's get out of here Trowa!" exclaimed Quatre.
"..." suggested Trowa. "Sure! You always have the best ideas, Trowa!"
Quatre gave Trowa a hug and they walked out the door. "Heero, you're
going to the psyciatrist with Wufei today." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled
Wufei. "INJUSTICE! INJUSTICE! INJUSTICE!!!" "Wufei, just because Sally
is your psyciatrist doesn't mean that you can't share her," said Duo.
Hope yall like it! It's my first, so don't beat me up too bad! :-)