Once upon a time Harry was walking down to the lake when he heard a strange noise
"OOOHHH HIT ME WITH THAT BIG WET WAND DRACO" came a voice that sounded not dissimilar to Ron's.
"RON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BLONDE FAG?"
Ron didn't answer. He had been fucked to DEATH
Harry was so upset so he went and got Hormonie (no typo) she was on her period and really salty.
Then she saw Ron.
'Haha Ron's got a glock in his rari' laughed Hormoniez.
"Ron's dead thanks to that silver faggot!" Cried Harry.
'Come to my room in 10 minutes Harry... You won't be dissatisfied' Hormonie said and ran off.
"W8!" Yelled Harry but it was too late.
Later that day
Harry knocked on the door of Hormonies room.
"Umm hi Hormonie what did you wa-" said Harry.
'EXPECTO BONUS PATRONUM!' Yelled Hormonie.
Another Harry came out of Harry's bum and started walking around.
"Hormonie what's going on!" Yelled Harry.
"Dickus Erectus! Mindus Controlus!" Yelled Hormonie.
Harry couldn't move.
"Hormonie what did you do!" He screamed
"Your under my control now... Now look at this video this is what I want you to do... It's called 'Two girls one cup'"