Eridan walks into the class room. Dispite being obviously male the teen is wearing the female uniform. He has on a pleated black skirt, a white collared shirt with the Aquarius symbol on it, stitched on the left breast, and white thigh high socks with platform shoes. His hair is black with purple streaks, done up in two pony tails,one on either side.
He looks around the classroom as he steps inside, hoping to come across someone he knows. There's a blond boy with glasses and a stuffed polar bear. There is Nepeta , he remember her from his middle school. She is OBSESSED with cats and even wears a fake tail! They weren't really frineds though so he dosn't head for her and just keeps looking.
He gives up, picking a seat at random, watching Nepeta eye the boy she just called "Canada"'s stuffed panda.
He keeps people watching as he waits for class to start. He watches a nerd in the back fiddling with his phone, some poor kid dressed like a street kid with a make shift "mayoR"Sash wondering around aimlessly and various others.
Finally he grows bored with it , pulling out his compact to check his make up.
OMC! He is distracted almost instantly from this task. What is he doing? He cant help but laugh as "Canada" and his stuffed bear head up to the chalk bored and begin drawing dirty , obscene pictures on the bored.
The teacher , listed only as Grand High Blood on the door, is either oblivious or doesn't care, staring with half lidded eyes at something on his computer screen.
"Oh finally." He pulls his eyes away from a particularly veiny chalk dong to look as one of his friends come through the door. "Kan~"
Kanaya smiles and walks up to him. "Messed up your hair again I see?" She says adjusting the ponytails until they where perfect.
He opens his mouth to reply but now the teacher is standing and talking. He tunes in in time to catch "blahblahblahblahblahblahblah NOW MOTHERFUCKING DRAW A SCENERY OF A NICE PLACE OR PARK."
"A park?" Terezi asks with raised eye brows.
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, draw whatever."
He chuckles. He likes this teacher.
Eridan smiles as Kanaya takes the seat next to him. "Wwhat are you gonna draww?"
Before she can answer they watch as Terezi and Nepeta both yell "DONE." And race towards grand Highblood.
"well." Eridan decides. "He said park OR nice place so I'm drawwing the beach." As he starts drawing he notices neither Nepeta or Terezi have retaken their seats. Instead they have cleared the board and are beginning to draw.
He focuses on his own drawings , starting with the horizon and working up, smudging the pencil lines with his fingers as he works on a sunset.
His eyes keep going back to the board. Terezi is drawing music notes and writing what he assumes is lyrics. Nepeta seems to give up, leaving entirely and Canada takes her place at the board with his stuffed polar bear beginning to draw himself holding hands with what looks like his clone or maybe his brother?
"Is that YAOI?" Terezi asks with a grin and Canada nods.
"It's me and America!" He declares with a blush.
" Motherfucking weird students." The teacher mumbles.
"You're weird too Mr. High Blood." Terezi counters, licking the board.
Eridan is finishing his sky and moving on to draw the waves when he looks up to see the clothes have been erased and Canada is changing the picture so him and this America dude are butt naked.
Eridan blushes turning back to his own work until he hears the teacher scream, having finally looked at the board. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS DRAWING ON MY BOARD?!"
Terezi laughs answering simply "Stuff." And Canada grins."Naked people."
"Why the MOTHERFUCK WERE you drawing that?!"
Eridan ignores the rest of the argument and decides he wants to draw some nudes of his own. He adds a guy too his beach , lounging in the sand with a huge dingaling.
The grand highblood walks over to the clay works section and picks up a hose , spraying it at the board with no discretion as to what else it hits.
"AUGH MY PICTURE!" Eridan crys out in horror as water splashes onto it.
Terezi starts playing music on her phone, bobbing her head and singing along.
"Your class never fails to amaze me with how loud it is..." Eridan looks up to see another teacher leaning against the door frame, arms cross.
"HEY MR. KASRIN!" Terezi cheers excitedly.
The grand highblood just rolls his eyes, groaning. "WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? It's me after all, YELLING AND SHIT!"
Terezi goes back to singing and Nepeta joins in.
"Its disruptive to my class. I was in the middle of a lesson when suddenly you were yelling about naked people." The male teacher complains with a sigh.
"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THEIR DRAWING NAKED MOTHERFUCKERS ON MY BOARD, its annoying as shit but I can't smite a motherfucker now can I?"
Eridan tunes their drama out as he turns back to his ruined drawing and soggy desk. He get's to his feet with a sigh , setting out for paper towels.
He dries his desk off and begins drawing again , not paying any attention to the commotion, yelling and singing until he hears a familiar voice. No way.
He looks up in time to see the grand high blood flip his desk over and leave leaving none other than Duelscar standing at the front of the class.
"shit.. dads here.." He groans watching as Nepeta runs up to him, getting kicked away as she attempts to nip at his leg. He knew he worked here but had made sure not to take any of his classes, hoping to avoid him!
Eridan ducks down groaning.
"...WH47 4R3 Y0Y D01NG?" Mituna leans onto his shoulder.
"Hidding!" he hisses. "That's my dad!"
" ...R34LLYV" he looks between the two. "Y34, I 533 ITD."
eridan ducks down further as the eldest Ampora looks his way.
"5H17 C0M3 W17H M3." Mituna says pulling him towards the window.
"Wwhat the hell are you doin'?! He'll notice me evven more if I'm climin out the glubbin wwindow!"
"1LL 8L0CK Y0U 4ND JU57 0U7 7H3 D00R!" He insists.
"O..ok." He stammers , terrified his father will see him dressed like this and flip his shit. He gets up, his heal catching on the desk and he falls with a huge clatter, groaning loudly.
"Ow ow ow ." He sits up, holding his busted lip. "Shit." He curses as he realizes everyone in the class is staring at him.
"Oh look Duel your little one is about as coordinated as you are." The grand highblood said with a chuckle.
"Fuck you." Duelscar rolls his eyes before roaming his eyes over his sons attire and up to his bleeding lip."You ok?" He asks, reaching down to help him up.
Eridan takes his hand with shaking one of is own getting up, eyes flitting over his fathers face, looking for anger in it, re leaved when he found none, in fact it looked like mild amusement was playing across his lips.
"I'm fine." Eridan mumbled, pulling a purple handkerchief out of his shirt and pressing it to his bleeding lip.
"Should I walk you to the nurse daughter?" He asks with a chuckle.
"N-no I wwill be fine." He mumbled, blushing hard.
"Good." He moves past him twords Sollux in the corner.
Eridan doesn't stay to hear what they talk about, instead he heads for the bathroom, hopping up onto the make up counter, leaning his head back against the cool mirror as he presses a wet paper towel against his busted lip.
After a few minutes he hops down , wiping the blood off his face and neck. At least none had hit his shirt. He's washing his hands when Canada walks in with a bloody nose. "Hello." He greets.
"Hi." He greets , stuffing wadded up tissue up his nose and picking up his stuffed animal, placing him in the sink. "Come on Kumajirou, let's wash you off."
"So wwhat happened to you?" Eridan asks.
"Oh.. I fell down." He mumbles, washing blood off his stuffed animal.
"MMmm. Sorry to hear that." He says as he fixes his makeup and leaves the room, heading back towards class.
"So wwhy are you in my class dad?" He asks as he steps back in.
As the question leaves his lips his phone goes off. Eridan pulls it out of his picket to see a text from Mituna. "M37 M3 47 7H3 5K473 P4RK."
"I came here to see Signless but I guess he's not here." Duelscar glares.
"No he ain't motherfucker, now get out." The highblood barks.
"Jeeze, fine, I gathered that much."
"Ah wwell sorry to hear that, if I see him I can givve him a message or wwhatevver?" Eridan says as he walks towords his desk.
"Sure, somfin along the lines of 'Uh...why the fuck are you not teaching you lazy git?"
"Gotcha." Eridan nodds as he snatches up his ruined soggy picture, headed for the highblood with it. "Here's my assignment, it's not MY fault it's wwet. Can I go back to my dorm? My fuckin' face hurts."
"Yea, both of you get out, Dual that includes you too, I don't wanna put up with your shit."
"No thanks." The other tracher says. "I think I'll stay, but you!" He points at Eridan. "Wwe need to talk later."
Eridan just nods as he hurrys out of the room, waiting until he's out of sight to slap on his own purple and black glitter skates as well as pads and helmet. He moves, rhythmically swaying back and forth as he heads towards the park, the pattern becoming almost hypnotic as he moves.
He snaps out of it and back to reality as the skate park comes into veiw, putting on a burst of speed until he was close enough to see his friend and wave. "MIT~!"
Mituna smiles, phone out, as he skates towords Eridan. "YOU C4M3!" He yells and Eridan nods. He had long ago learned his friend had one volume- loud.
"Of course, I-" He doesn't get to say anything else because at that point another skater crashes into Mituna , sending him sprawling to the ground.
"MIT!" Eridan rushes forward, helping him up.
Mituna nods , getting to his knees with a growl, screaming when he looks at his phone, waving it at the other skater now in the distance. "4NF Y0U 8R0K3 MY PH0N3 !"
"Yea he did , wwe'll take it to the mall and get it fixed later." Eridan says, taking it and looking him over as he slips it in his pocket. "You're ok though right?" He asks as he reaches out a hand to help him up.
"YE4." Mituna nodds, still growling.
"Good, come on dude, let's just get back to the dorms."
"F1N3." Mituna sighs.
.
Eridan is awakened a few hours later by a knocking on his door. He had layed back on his bed after returning from the park to take a nice nap before dinner. 'Perfect timin.' he thinks as he sits up glancing at the clock. 6:08.
He gets up unlocking it and opening the door to find- "dad?"
"Hey son." Duelscar walks in, sitting down on the bed.
"Hey dad." He plays with the hem of his skirt, staying by the door.
"So um.. Yer dressin like a wwoman noww?"
Eridan nodded still not getting any closer to the man.
"Wwhy?"
"I..I .. "Eridan looked at the ground.
"Get ovver here." Duelscar ordered and when Eridan hesitated he added "I'm not gonna fuckin hurt ya."
Eridan walks over, looking nervously at the older Ampora. He sits down on the bed next to him.
"So, I'll ask again..wwhy are you dressin like a chick?"
"I like the clothes...Ivve been wwantin t' do this for a wwhile an switchin schools gavve me the opportunity t do it wwith out bein teased." He mumbled. "I like feelin pretty and gender rolls are so last century.."
"Are you uh... planning on becoming all wwoman?"
"Wwhat?" He looks at him.
"Don't wwhat me, you knoww wwhat I mean. Are you planin on getting an operation ..you know.. havin your donger cut off an getting a vag?"
"NO NO COD NO!" Eridan shook his head, instinctively covering his genitals. "No fuckin wway!"
"Wwhat about tits?" He gestures to Eridan's chest obviously flat in the dress he has on.
"No. No dad, I'm happy wwith wwho I am.. this is just a style preference...nofin else."
"Ok.." He stands up, leaning over and kissing his son on the forehead. "I still lovve ya kid and don't wworry , no matter howw ya look that wwon't change."
"I lovve you too dad." He stands up, hugging him.
"Good, lets go get somfin from the cafeteria."
(not this is mainly being placed here to store an rp I'm doing on parp. It has no point and is going nowhere. )