A/N: This story features my OC Kyle Koopa, the eighth/ninth Koopaling when you count Bowser Jr. Also, the Koopalings are going to play a made-up card game called KoopaCards. You may not get it, but just imagine it as regular cards, but with eleven cards for each set (Grass, Ice, Fire, and Water) instead of thirteen.

Lemmy Koopa cried out as Roy and Morton punched him again and again.

"Why you have to be so weak, runt? If you were the least bit stronger we could win, but you screwed it up!" Roy threw another punch at Lemmy's ball, popping it.

"Yeah, Lemmy! Think about it! Iggy and Ludwig's calculations were PERFECT, all you had to do was stall Mario and Luigi for 5 minutes! You stalled them for thirty seconds just because your staff fell into the ice!" Morton berated.

Lemmy puked and felt his forehead where the Mario brothers had stomped on him. Many blue bruises were on his body as the two strong Koopa brothers continued to attack their older brother physically and verbally.

"You will always be a loser and never a winner! You can't even stand right! The only reason you can get around is because I threw you off the swingset when you were three and you landed on the ball!" Roy shouted.

Morton kicked again to emphasize Roy's point.

"Please! Stop!" Lemmy tried to call out. Roy and Morton ignored him and continued their verbal and physical attacks.

Bowser Jr. entered from above in his almighty Clown Car of Destruction. "Kyle helped me make an even BIGGER Clown Car with all new features. Watch this!" Junior pressed a button on his clown car, sending out two giant claws. They picked up Roy and Morton by their shells, throwing them into the Clown Car.

"Junior, why are you intervening?" Morton started.

"THIS IS WHY! Get in!" Junior said as twin machine gun capsules appeared on the sides of the Clown Car. Roy and Morton let out cheers of glee as they got into the capsules.

"Lemmy, this is for always screwing up my plans and crashing the Doomship multiple times!" Junior yelled as he advanced, Roy and Morton shooting non-fatal projectiles on the way.

Lemmy crawled back. "No, stop! Please! Haven't you hurt me enough?"

Junior smirked evilly and hopped out of the Clown Car, auto pilot activating. A metal pathway started carrying him towards the cowering Lemmy. "No. You will NEVER be as good as us. You are the SECOND oldest Koopaling and even I, the youngest, am taller than you! You can't even walk without your stupid circus ball! So do us all a favor and jump off a cliff!"

Morton pressed a peculiar red button, sending out confetti fireworks. The only added to the effect as Junior walked into the mess, getting into his Clown Car and driving away.

Kyle Koopa entered the room and spotted Lemmy on the ground. "LEMMY! What happened to you?"

Lemmy tried to crawl forward, but he was too weak. "J-Junior and Roy and Morton s-started b-beating me u-up after t-the last b-battle!"

Kyle's eyes went wide, and his expression went into rage. "Did Junior attack you with a Clown Car?"

Lemmy nodded. Kyle went berserk and his eyes literally turned into flames.

"JUNIOR! He told me he was using that for a battle, not to hurt you even more! I will take care of him later. Hold on, I'm taking you to Kamek. He might know some healing spells. By the way, where's Iggy? Doesn't he usually stay by you?" Kyle asked.

Lemmy giggled, remembering the bet Larry, Lemmy, and Wendy had placed hours before.

(Hours earlier…)

Larry, Lemmy, and Wendy were playing cards. "How about this. We start a new round, and whoever gets the most KoopaPoints gets to make ANY Koopa in the castle their servant for a day. I even got Bowser to sign an official document stating it!" Larry bargained, holding up an official-looking document.

Wendy shrugged. "I'm game. And I know EXACTLY who I'm going to get!" Wendy smiled evilly, her plan already in her head.

Lemmy put his hand in. "I'm going to ask Roy to carry me around for a day!"

Larry started passing out KoopaCards. Lemmy got a Kyle of Ice, a Lemmy of Fire, a Junior of Water, a Wendy of Grass, a Kyle of Fire, a Roy of Water, a Morton of Fire, and a Bowser of Ice.

Larry started the game. "Start playing, may the best player win!"

Larry went first, pulling a Junior of Grass from the card deck. "Yes!" He did a small victory dance before throwing a Lemmy of Ice into the discard circle. When Lemmy gave him a look, he smiled sheepishly. "Sorry dude, it's my weakest card. You know how strong Juniors are."

Lemmy nodded understandingly and threw down a Larry of Fire in exchange for a Kamek of Water. "YES! Ace!"

Several hours and fifteen outbursts later, Wendy Koopa was declared the winner. "Yes! I choose Iggy to be my servant!"

Larry and Lemmy stared at Wendy. "Why Iggy?"

Wendy looked at them with an Uh, duh expression on her face. "Because he understands me! Also he built me this cool gender-switching machine that sometimes changes Kyle into a girl!" she exclaimed.

Larry and Lemmy looked at each other, then burst out laughing. "OH I HAVE TO SEE THIS!" Larry managed to say before bursting into laughter again.

"Kyle… As a girl… BWAHAHAH!" Lemmy exclaimed.

"Whatever. I'm going to go find Iggy!" Wendy said as she skipped down the hallway, holding Larry's document.

(Hours later…)

Kyle was fuming mad as Lemmy finished his story. "Wendy… UGH!" he threw his hands up in the air.

"You know what's worse? Iggy also somehow made my personality switch in half too! Whenever Wendy fires the Beam of Gender Swapping, I turn into Skylar!" Kyle said, revealing a secret.

Lemmy stared at Kyle. Then he started wheezing and coughing, trying his best to not faint after laughing so hard.

"That's it. I'm taking you to Kamek. Hold on little buddy." Kyle said as he hoisted Lemmy onto his back. Lemmy, tired after his evil brothers' beating, fell asleep.

A/N: And that's a wrap! So if you can't tell, Lemmy Koopa is being bullied by his family, even little Junior hates him! Wendy is a bit OOC in Lemmy's chapter but only because Iggy gave her a calming potion that reduced her hatred for Lemmy. And Larry... little Larry the Prankster. Honestly, I originally planned for Larry to win the card game hence his old nickname "Cheatsy", but eventually decided to use Wendy's addiction with Iggy as a last-minute option to explain why Iggy wasn't there to defend Lemmy against Roy, Morton, and Junior.

And if you are wondering what Kyle Koopa is, he will be explained in my upcoming story "Kyle Koopa." It will be a mini-story and a prequel explaining why Kyle is in the Koopa World. Not trying to spoil but... he wasn't always a Koopa. That's all I'll say.

Until next time, Lemmy Koopa out!