The Mischievous Marauder Adventures

Chapter 1

"Sirius, you ugly ass got off of me!" Remus shouted under his crushing weight. Three Of the four marauders had tumbled out of a bathroom stall, James suddenly fell on Sirius.

"Umph! Mate you got to loose some pounds how can a seeker be fat?"

"Well it is possible Sirius. I can be the first 400 pound seeker if I wanted."
Sirius cringed, still sprawled across the floor, and still on Remus. "You'd break the broom!"

"If you wouldn't mind cutting this conversation short but-"

"What was that?" Sirius attempted to look around, craning his neck to look around.

"The lump underneath you."

"Oh, Sorry Moony"

They got all got up delighted to be off the floor. "That was too close," said James brushing off the dust from his robes.

"Your telling me, one second longer and we would have been at the mercy of a deranged man and his lovely friend the teacosy." He looked around curiously "Why were we even trying to go near the girls bathroom, needed a desperate place to piss Prongs?"
James scowled at him "No I didn't."
Remus rolled his eyes "Catching up on your daily gossip then are you?" James's eyes flashed. "Dear god Prongs you can't be serious!"
"Oh shut it Moony."

"Your too obsessed." Sirius looked at him in indignation and shock.

"She's not going to like that" Remus remarked in a mock voice.
James crossed his arms, "What makes you so sure, eh?"

"Your practically stalking her Prongs, like she isn't going to notice!"
"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."
"No I'm not!"
"Just watch you'll see."
"I'm hungry."
"Nice to meet you." Sirius kicked him, "Owch, bugger that hurt Padfoot!"
"Go cry to Snape."

"You smell funny."
"Yeah, well you-"

There was chatter coming down the hallway of many girls, and along with them a visible redhead. The three boys stood shocked. "Oh lord." Hurriedly they ran back into the stall and locked the door. James trying to look out of the lock which was now their only source of light. "Bloody hell they travel in huge packs don't they?"

"Like wolves." These words made Remus's hair on the back of his neck stick up.
"Don't breathe down my neck you sound like you might as well be that character from that muggle movie."
"Moony, I am your father."
"Ha-ha"

"Shhh, I can't hear!"

"Lily why don't you like James?" came a voice from outside the marauders stall.

James pressed his ear to the door, " Well why should I like him?" came a haughty response. Remus and Sirius snickered.
The girl sighed and said, "Why should you not? He's so handsome."
James smirked at Remus who rolled his eyes. "My this will be interesting" he muttered wishing he were somewhere else. Perhaps a lovely park or lake, but certainly not crammed in a girls bathroom stall.
"Yes but he is a thick-headed fool"
"Oooh, owch" Sirius poked him,

James shook his head, "She's lying."
"But he follows you everywhere Lily. Everyone knows he likes you why not give his pretty face a chance?" "I'd rather not."
Sirius's foot fell into the toilet making a loud crashing sound, "Damnitt."
They could feel all the girl's eyes looking at their stall. Remus shrunk, "This will be the end of it all. Why do I associate with such idiots?"
"Shhh!"
"Uhmm…. Hello?" The boys sat silently holding their breath, "Hello?"

There was a knock on their door and James moved away as though it had been infected merely by a woman's touch. "Are you ok in there?"

Sirius spoke in a high voice trying to imitate Bellitrix's voice, yet failing miserably. "H-hello? Oh I'm sorry just…" he searched for words, "slipped."

"Oh its you Bellitrix, well that's fine just wondering if anyone of concern was listening in." James gave a silent cheer. They actually bought it.

"Nope, no one here." Sirius had a bigger smirk then Remus did a frown, and that was saying something.

"Bye."
"Toodle-oo." They waited till they herd the door close and immediately poured out.
"I can't believe I just did that" Remus said shocked.

"Yeah well I can't believe they bought my Bella-voice!"
"You really need to work on that Padfoot."
"Yeah, I know."
Remus stood shocked as a figure stood in front of him. Sirius and James were too busy celebrating that they didn't notice what was still there. "Hello there" He said nervously to a girl with bright orange hair, "How are you today?"
"POTTER!"
James cringed turning around, "Oh…Evans. Fancy seeing you here eh?"
"It's the girls bathroom, Potter!"
"It is, is it?" He looked up, "ah I guess it is well….I'll be seeing you."
"What are you doing here?"
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." He said hurriedly pulling open the door and running out with Remus and Sirius behind him.