it was abuot midnight when Jean decidied to vsiits BUllfart, his sekret lover. he open the door of the stabel and didnt
bother to cloze it as he rushed to his horse. teh moonlight streemed in thru the door, casting upon Bullfart and bringing
out his best featuures.
"all ur featurees r ur best features" jean thought aloud as he ran his fingers thru da horses tangled, dirty mayne. jean
didnt mind taht it was encrusted with dirt thoruhgout. Bullfart nickered in responsce, nudgingn into jeann's toucH. jean
lauhged and bullfart didnt kno was that jean was only replacing da void in his chest that waz left by marco'z
death. bullfart was convinced taht was they had was jenan was just using him cauze he was a lonely,drunk boi.
"bullfart u sure r lively today, u shuld get sum rest" jean slurred, he was quite drunkk. his slight suothern axcent
was coming out wit his durnkn-ness, causing Bullfart to shivver at the sound of Jenans's voice. jean knew taht bullfart
liked it when he used his axcent.
"wowe it sure is hot in here" jean slurred as he tugged off hiz jacket and diskarded in on the fence of teh stall. bullfart
sniffed at it and nibble it a lil. "b-bullfart stop" jean forced a laugh as he clikced his tongue to get bullfarrt's attintion.
bullfart look at jean and flikked his ears in curiosisity. jean found himzelf geting lost in bullfart's eyes. dey were the
brownest of brownie browns, a cloudy puddle of mud atop Bullfart's dirty-crusted face.
bullfart sneezed an pawwed the ground wit his hooves in impatienence. jean confuse. bullfart swished his muddy tail left
an right, a noise jean grew to love ovar the weeeks da two had spennt togetter alone, isolated frum others durring missions
into wall maria, riding atop hills an stuff like dat. jean took a second to remember the fond memmories of taking care of
bullfart; brushhing him seemed to be his favouritee. bullfart jus couldnt get enough of Jeanns touch.
jean, overcome wit his drunkeness and lack of sleep, lost his balance and fell forwaard. he clung onto bullfart's long face
in attempt to right himsellf, but lackked the strength to do so. bullfart snorted and lifted his heaad in surprise. his
snout accidentalaly rubb against the crotch of jeaan's troUSERs. jean MOAN at the friction an gET BONER
"b-bullfart.." jean yelped awkwardlyy as he righted himself, rubbing at the back of his neck an blushhing. but bullfart didnt
seeem to minnd, and infact had othre ideaas on hims mind. "w-wait" jean sputtetered, rushinng out of teh stall to retrieve
sometihng. bullfart snorted quielty in impatience at the absensce of his parnter.
jean return a few minute later, with a horse mask equipped upon his head. bullfart nickered, rather sudecitvely in jeans
opinion. teh two make eye contact, LUST spakrking between tem. the static electricity frum their boners was enough to
light up the stable. bullfart nudged jeans mask, nibbling tentativley at the rubbery ear.
"i-i thought you deserved a reel man, not a cowward l-like my self" jean stuttered nerviously (and drunkenly), as he moved
closer to bullfart. bullfart neighed lowly in response. jean paussed for a minnute, unable to look away from his lover.
thhen he slowly strip , tossing his clothes into the stable hallway.
- a few minutes l8r -
"b-bULLFART i-i cant take it ANYMORE im going to EXCAULATE THE SEMEN" jean moan and then proceed to ejaculatate the semen.
bullfart licked it up. jean PANT heavy. bullfart neighed loivingly and jean carress the horses long face. only then did he
worry that if they werenent careuful wit this taboo relaitinshiop of theirs, they couuld very well get caught.
AN THEN jeean hear FOOTSTEPS AT THE DOOR
"oshit oshit oshit" JEAN whispered as he crawled towards his pile of clothhes and quickly tore off his horse mask, the
blinding light of a lantern shining in his eyes
"What the FUCK."
"noonononononoo noooooo nononononono" jean thought as he craned his neck upward
and of all pEOPLE, CAPTAIN LEVI stood with the lanternn in his hand, arms crosseed an his face showing horror and disgust.
he kicked the horse mask laying onn the ground and was SLIGHTLY arouse
"Kirschstein, just what tHE HECKY DOODLE-DO do you think youre doing? did you
seriously just fucking have sex with that damn horse i swear to god please tell me im fucking wrong."
"well um i.. i .. can explain-" jean was aobut to crry. it couldnt end like this, wha t would bullfart do without him? who
would come and visiisit him deep in the nighht and make sure he had enough sugar-cube anal beads to last until morning?
who would brush his dirty ratchet tangles that sat atop his head and just happening to resemble what one might refer to as
a horsees's mane?
"Ive seen a lot of horny brats in my time as captain,.. but this? this is.. just fucking weird." ("and slightly arousing.."
levi added under his breath)
jean starts to sob uncontrollobablyl. this is his end. the captain ravioli was going to murder him right here right now.
he would enver have the chance ever again to let bullfart nibble on his fake rubbery ears as he wore the horse mask, giving
bullfart the rightful appeanrnance of the mate he knew he dsereved.