We all know Jason. The hockey mask. The chainsaw. Him.
It was a Saturday afternoon, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Jason was in his house, watching the 5 o'clock news, eating a bag of chips, when he heard of a party going on. So he decided to go there. We all know why. So he was walking down the street where some 8 year olds were playing street hockey, so they thought he was the fat kid that moved down the street that came to be goalie. Jason dropped his chainsaw and they pulled him into the net and started playing.
After the kids scored a couple goals, Jason got mad. REALLY mad. So he got up and turned his chainsaw on. The kids picked up their hockey sticks, seeing Jason as a threat, they started beating him with the sticks. Jason finally walked away with bruises and cuts and watched the 6 o'clock news.
So the lesson here is, Jason can beat cops and the S.W.A.T. team and yet he can't beat 8 year olds.