A/N: You see, I realized not many people put Mr. Game & Watch as a main character. I mean, all he does is beep and click and do funky little movements, right? Who can understand that? So, for practice, I made this little one shot with the monochrome man as the star. And from what I can tell, he has something very important to say...

WARNING

Listen to me.

Yes, I am talking to you. Ah, you're smiling, but I don't want smiles. I want your full and undivided attention. What I'm going to say next may shock you, but remain calm, okay? You must remain calm.

We are going to die any minute now.

H-hey! Are you laughing?! I'm serious!

Huh? What? 'That's nice, Game and Watch?' No! You don't understand what I'm saying! Do I have to explain everything to you? Don't go! Stay… yes… now sit down.

And pay attention. Because if you listen we can save lives, hopefully everyone's.

You remember Tabuu, don't you? He's not dead. He's made of pure Subspace energy, like me, and can't be destroyed. Simple physics. Energy cannot disappear. When we beat him he 'blew up'. And at light speed those little bits of him flew into space, hiding away in the asteroid fields and such.

I know. This sounds ridiculous. But bear with me, please. I'm no genius, but it doesn't take one to figure out what's going on.

Now here's the problem: those bits are still aware and can still think. They aren't going to float there forever. Tabuu's pissed that we defeated him so he's got a plan. He goes to our sun and soaks up those rays. Solar energy, you see.

You're shaking your head. I know what you're thinking. Why am I telling you this?

I can tell you that Tabuu isn't going to come back and shower us with eco-friendly energy. He's going to go to the center of this planet and release everything in one enormous pulse. It'll kill all life, turn us all into trophies. And then he can drag everything into Subspace. Don't you see it now? We were digging our own graves when we beat him!

Turn around! This is serious! If we evacuate everyone we have a chance! Okay, look. Look out the window. You see those stars? They appeared last month, right? Those aren't stars! That's Tabuu, glowing with energy!

Stop smiling!

No, no, no! Those are not stars and you won't be around to admire them if we don't act now! Haven't you heard a word I said?

I've told the Hands, the others, even Sandbag! None of them believe me!

Of course I'm noisy! Damn it, I will not shut up!

Why won't you listen to what I have to say?