Kakashi and Gais flying circus
Disclaimer: Monty Python and Naruto do not belong to me, but their respective owners.
Knock at the door, Itachi enters
'Two Konoha nin to speak with you, Pein-sama' Itachi said.
'Show them in, Itachi" Pein whispered
Itachi pushes Kakashi Hatake and Maito Gai into the room.
'Good morning, Akatsuki Leader' Gai said enthusiastically.
Kakashi looked around the room casually.
'You've ... you've got a nice Lair here, Leader-san' Kakashi said softly but menacingly
'Yes.' said Pein, looking vaguely annoyed.
'I personally would not like anything to happen to it, though some bright colours would make it a lot more youthful!' Gai proclaimed.
'What?' Pein said, looking confused.
'No, what my rival means is it would be a shame if...' Kakashi said, interrupted by Gai knocking some Katana from a rack in the wall.
Pain gave Gai the look of death.
'I'm extremely sorry; I will run 2340 laps around the hideout
'Don't. Sit down'
'No, we prefer to stand, thank you, Leader-kun'
'What do you want' asked Pein menacingly
'What do we want? Ha.' Kakashi said.
Gai burst into a fit of laughter. 'Kakashi, what do we want?' Gai asked
'Explain it to the colonel and I, Kakashi' Gai said
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' How many big evil beasts have you got, Leader-san?' Kakashi asked menacingly
'About five hundred altogether.' Pein stated.
'Five hundred! Hey! You ought to be careful, Leader-san' Kakashi said, acting surprised.
'I am careful, extremely careful.' said Pein.
'Things break, Leader-san' Kakashi stated
'Break?' Pein inquired.
'Well, everything breaks, doesn't it colonel.' Gai said, accidentally breaking something.
'Oh dear! How much do I owe you, I should pay twice the price of it new, for the inconvenience'
Kakashi nudged Gai in the ribs.
'When Gai here gets over enthusiastic, he accidentally breaks things. If The Akatsuki were to get him over enthusiastic, he would-' Kakashi was cut off by Pein
'What is all this about?' Pein stated furiously
'How many forbidden jutsu does Akatsuki know, Leader-san?' Kakashi asked
'Oh, er ... seven thousand Super deadly, six hundred deadly, and er, two divisions of creepy guys who kill stuff' Pein said
'Creepy guys?' Gai asked
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' It would be a shame if someone was to set fire to them.' Kakashi said
' Set fire to them?' Pein looked outraged.
'Fires happen, colonel.' Gai said, getting the jist of it, as he had too much youthful energy to read mission briefings
'Things burn.' Kakashi said
'Look, what is all this about?' Pein asked
' Konoha has got a little proposition for you , Leader-san' Kakashi stated
'Could save you a lot of bother.' Gai said
' I mean you're doing all right here aren't you, Leader-san?' Kakashi said
'Well suppose some of your Big scary things were to get broken and creepy Piranha plant started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during wars.' Kakashi continued
' It wouldn't be good for business would it, Leader-san?' Gai said
'Are you threatening me?' Pein asked
'Oh, no, no, no, whatever made you think that, Leader-san?' Kakashi said
'The colonel doesn't think I'm a nice person' Gai said, taken aback
'We just want to look after you.' Kakashi said
'Look after me?' Pein asked
'We can guarantee you that not a single Shark guy, Plant man or Pink eye dude will get done over for 150 000 yen a week' Kakashi said
'No, no, no.' Pein said
'126 000' Gai offered
'NO!' Pein shouted
' 8 600 , 5 000' Kakashi said
Itachi walked in and Ametarasu'd them to hell
Kakashi sprinted back billions of miles from hell in less than 39 seconds. Then Kisame came in.
A/N Anyone want another chapter? R&R please, Try not to flame if you can resist the urge, seeing as this is my first fic.