Disclaimer: I don't own twilight; it's all Stephenie Meyer's property

BPOV

I sat down on the bed in Edward's room. Edward came to sit next to me. He started to play with my hair.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door. Edward tensed. The door opened to reveal a beautiful strawberry-blonde vampire. I stiffened as well.

"Tanya?" Edward asked. "What are you doing here?"

"Well Edward," Tanya began. "I came to tell you that I don't like your girlfriend." She sneered at me.

Abruptly, she started singing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. She began to do an Avril Lavigne impersonation.

It was exactly like in the Girlfriend music video. Thankfully, Edward didn't let her touch him. The anger bubbled inside me, but I sat terrified.

Hey, hey.
You, you.
I know that you like me,
No way, no way.
You know it's not a secret.
Hey, hey!

The song came to an end, and I let my instincts take over. I went to jump at her. I heard a crash of glass, and Tanya had disappeared.

Edward wasn't behind me anymore. He was by the window, which had a hole in it.

Hmmmmm. That explains the crash. I followed his gaze and saw a flash of silver skin and blond hair vanish over the mountains.

"Wow," I said. "Nice throw. You sent her home to Alaska."

"I meant to kick her out the window and make her smash into her car, so she'd have to run home. Oops."

"Everybody makes mistakes right?"

"Everybody has those days…."

Holy poop. Why did that sound familiar?

"One, two, three, four!" he began to sing.

I thought I had a mature lover. He feels more like an immature boyfriend now. He began to sing and dance to Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana.

What is with these vampires? They have too much extra time. Edward was dancing exactly like Miley in the music video.

"Everybody makes mistakes... Everybody has those days... Everybody knows what what I'm talkin' 'bout... Everybody gets that way."

He swung his hips like her. I think I died.

"Edward!" Alice yelled. "I make mistakes, too!"

I heard a loud smash and crunch of metal and glass.

"Sorry Tanya for not stopping him when I saw that this was going to happen, but Emmett fell on your car," Alice laughed to herself.

Is it possible for vampires to get high?

Watch the music videos for both the songs and actually imagine them dancing like that. It makes it funnier.