WRITTEN BY ME AND MY FRIEND, ELISVAC!
It was a dark and stormy evening. Alfred was sitting by the fireplace of his favorite cafe. He was being fat. He had stuffed his face with as many burgers as his skinny, fragile body could let him. He wondered if he should order pretty soon as it was getting dark out quickly. And it was raining.
"Great," thought the American.
Just as he packed to leave, he noticed two emerald green eyes boring into his back.
He turned around to see a flushed waitress holding out his receipt.
"Right."
Alfred rubbed the back of his neck and collected the receipt.
Just then, there was a flash of white coming from outside. Lightning.
"Not to intrude, but Sir, it's really bad out there"
He soon broke out into a gasp.
Alfred was a crybaby.
"Ummm... ummm"
"I think I know you, dudette!" Exclaimed the male.
"No you don't, you wanker"
"You're probably right."
The thunder outside of the cafe grew louder as the rain poured down harder, causing the thuds of the rain to make loud noise on the roof.
"AHHH, WHAT WAS THAT?! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!"
"THE BLOODY GOVERNMENT FOUND ME! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
America laughed at the waitress's expression and decided that he should leave.
"What's your name, miss?"
"PERVERT"
with that giddy expression and warm feeling in his chest, he decided he would come back some day to feel that way again.
As he started to the door, a leak in the roof sprout and the poor Alice had to fix it all by herself.
As he arrived home, let launched his satchel forward and sat down on the couch. Without warning, he fell asleep and dreamt of beautiful green eyes.