It All Started Because Of MSN
by: iSleep
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Summary: Our FMA Characters are now on MSN, and it's totally FAIL! Now that Ed has an addiction to drinking and Roy is constantly being dumped, girl by girl, they use MSN to go and torture each other to feel better! I hope that made sense. Well, to make it pretty short, all the FMA characters are on MSN and it's going to make you laugh, guaranteed... I hope. Well, that's it!
Genre: Humour (I mean... what else?)
Rating: T (for any occasional swearing and for a bit of violence... through the computer!)
Characters: All the FMA Characters, but I put in Edward/Alphonse for some odd reason
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PoX's Note: Yawn... even after sleeping in I still feel drowsy... sigh. Well, I thought of this idea because of reading a Warriors FanFic. You probably don't know Warriors, because it's a series (for books), and you're probably thinking, 'Books are boring!' but some aren't, so you should start reading and grow smart! Okay, enough of the nerd talk. This story is EXACTLY as the title says. MSN. That's it. Not Facebook, not Twitter... MSN! Get that right. And I made sure it was funny and exactly like how YOU would go on MSN, if you DO have it, of course. And if you don't... you'll still understand the story. Happy New Year, peeps, by the way! I'm enjoying it... kind of.
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O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O = Edward
KITTIES:3 = Alphonse
Wrench-Of-Death = Winry
. . = Roy
Scar = Scar
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Day One
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Ed logged on to MSN and realised that KITTIES:3 was online. He clicked on the chat button and started chatting:
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Hi kitty maniac Allie!
KITTIES:3 says: Umm... hi?
O_ CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: So... uhh... how's life at home?
KITTIES:3 says: Niisan, I live in the same house as you, and it's hell at home because of my older brother.
O_ CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Ohhz yeah, you do. Hmm... you're older brother must be such a bitch, then, because he sounds like one. What did he do to annoy you?
KITTIES:3 says: Sigh... you're drunk again, not even knowing that I'm talking about you. Well, he won't let me keep a pet cat, he bugs me and eats apple pie in front of my face because he knows that I really want to eat some, and he also plays with my armour head thing.
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Man you're brother is so mean. I feel sorry for you. Although you're brother is so similar to me, because I did that to my lil' bro too. It was fun
KITTIES:3 says: ... I'm going.
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: So soon? Well, bye bye then!
KITTIES:3 logged out.
"Man, he's mean," Ed grumbled to himself. "I don't even know who he is. He pretends he's Al and all, but he's not. I'd better delete him."
And guess what?
He actually did. Not surprising, right?
"Okay, now that he's gone, who else is online?" Ed said.
Just as he said this, Wrench-Of-Death and . . logged in.
"Whoever called themself XD fried shrimp is awesome XD is awesome," Ed commented, and he typed to the person:
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Yo, dude. You're name is awesome!
. . says: I'm glad you like it, Fullmetal. Except your name is not very nice...
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Really? The name isn't nice? I named it that because there's this person who is a Colonel bastard so I just named myself that.
. . says: ... You're not drunk, are you?
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Of course I'm not, you dope! I'm all fine. So, if you think my name is that bad, what should I change it to?
. . says: Change it to 'RoyIsCool'. That's it.
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: That sounds AWESOME! You think of cool names, dude.
. . says: Yeah, I'm the best, aren't I?
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O says: Well, I'm off to change it now. Bye.
O_CoLoNeL bAsTaRd_O logged out.
"I don't think that he was changing his name..." Roy said to Riza. "He logged out."
"He's drunk, that's why," Riza explained. "And you should probably get off the computer, sir, because you haven't been doing any work for a week already."
"Well, I'm addicted to the computer, so leave me be, Lieutenant," Roy replied, turning his head back to the screen. "Hmm... Winry's online. Seeing that she's the only one online on my contact list, I'll just go and chat to her... although there's not much to talk about, anyway."
Then they chatted:
. . says: This is Winry I'm speaking to, right?
Wrench-Of-Death says: And who else can it be?
. . says: I don't know. Well, you do know that Fullmetal is drunk, right?
Wrench-Of-Death says: Like I didn't know. He became a alcoholic only a week ago.
. . says: ONLY a week ago? Well, he shouldn't be drinking, because he's too young to drink, and I don't even drink, OK?
"Sir," said Riza, interrupting. "You have been drinking, especially when you were with this pretty girl called Carla or so and she dumped you, like every other girl did, but you were so depressed that you drank until you started smashing the window of the bar."
"I actually did all that? Didn't I get caught?" asked the Colonel.
"No, sir, because I was there too, and I accused some random old drunken man of smashing the window instead of you."
"Well, thanks for that, Lieutenant. I really appreciate it."
"You're welcome, sir, but if you do that again, I won't be helping you any longer."
"Okay..." Roy looked back at the screen to realise that Winry had replied.
Wrench-Of-Death says: Yes, only a week ago, and I didn't know that he was drinking only until Paninya told me yesterday.
. . says: Oh.
Wrench-Of-Death says: Well, I'd like to hit him with my wrench but I can't, because of the heap of work I've got.
Wrench-Of-Death says: And I've got to go. Talk to you sometime!
Wrench-Of-Death logged out.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"Who's there?" Riza called.
"It's ME!" the Major boomed.
"Oh, damn," the Colonel sighed, logging out. "I was hoping that I didn't have to meet him today. What does he want now?"
"I heard that Edward Elric is drunk, and the Fuhrer suspected that YOU were the ONE who introduced him to drinking," the Major continued, and Riza tutted.
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Scar and KITTIES:3 log in...
KITTIES:3 says: Hello, Scar.
Scar says: ...
KITTIES:3 says: Umm... so, how's life?
Scar says: ...
KITTIES:3 says: Hello?
Scar says: ...
KITTIES:3 says: HELLO? DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN? Not that I have one, but... AT LEAST I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!
Scar says: ...
KITTIES:3 says: I give up. GOODBYE.
KITTIES:3 logged out.
"What a dumbo!" Al complained. "All he can type is three full stops!"
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PoX's Note: You know it's a hassle typing Roy's name? But it's fun too. And the story must've been fun as well, I take it? Well, my author's note on the bottom is going to be short because I'm tired and want to go back to sleep again. Special Happy New Years to the Gem Alchemist and the other Alchemist and to everyone else! I'm going to sleep. GOODNIGHT! Oh, and Day Two of our MSN FMA adventures will be updated weekly. Or sooner, because it's the holidays. Bye!
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