(Percy, Grover, and "Annabeth" walk into Hades' secret lair- uh, I mean palace! But where is Hades?)
Annabeth- This is, like, totally weird! Hey tell me, Perce, do I look 23?
Percy- Course not, oldie.
Annabeth- My name is Annabeth.
Grover- Where the enchilada is Hades?
(Girly evil laugh from out of sight)
Annabeth- WTF was that?
Grover- Annabeth!
Annabeth- What? I'm a legal adult, I can say bad things if I want to!
Grover- This is a PG-rated movie, Alexandra. I mean, Annabeth!
Annabeth- It's rated PG for something, goat boy!
(Whiny teenager steps into view)
Teenager- MUAHAHAHAHAHA! You fools are probably looking for Hades!
Percy- Yep. Where is he?
Teenager- I ate him! Because I am THE MIGHTY PERSEPHONE!
Annabeth- The goddess of springtime?
Percy- How did you know that?
Annabeth- I learned it in Social Studies a million years ago. Literally.
Persephone- LISTEN TO MY MIGHTY-NESS! I stole the Master Bolt, tricked Ares, ate Hades, and ATE KRONOS all by myself!
Percy- Can we have the Master Bolt?
Persephone- No.
Percy- Come, owls! Carry away this foul villain!
(Percy raises his arms and a flock of owls from Hoot peck Persephone)
Annabeth- Are you sure you're not the daughter of Athena and I'm the son of Poseidon?
Grover- You're right! You must be Kronos! You're old enough...
Percy- Can we please have the Master Bolt, Persephone?
Persephone- Die, mortals!
(Persephone sends a flock of dancing flowers, which finish off the trio)
Persephone- I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! Sorry, Rick Riordan! You don't have a career anymore! Because I WIN!
(end of movie)
(cue credits