1Hi everyone! I return...WITH A VENGEANCE! bwahahaha, ok. Well lets see...first of all, I do not own samurai champloo in any way...
(..I don't know what that means...what is the significance of saying that I don't own champloo? Really! Someone who is reading this please go to the review thingy and tell me what the dealio is. Who cares if I own it or don't own it. Does it have to do with some kind of copyright law, or sumthin? I don't know. Please someone answer me about this topic! I must know! Don't hurt me...I'm just a baby author in this big fanfiction world. I still don't know all the terminology.)
Anyhoo, hope you enjoy!
Fuu sighed in the heat of the day. "Uuuuggghhaahhh! How can it be this hot! This is ridiculous! Why of all days does this day have to be hottest day of the whole year!"
Jin and Mugen continued to walk in front of her not fazed by her loud questions. Fuu continued, "I mean really! Does everyone have something against me! Including the sky and the weather!
Mugen tilted his head to one side and sighed. "Quit yer bitching. No one hears you." Fuu's face grew red with anger and was about to snap back before Jin interrupted, "Regardless of how loud and annoying she is," "HEY!" " She does have a point." Jin looked up at the sky. "The day is just starting and the temperature is already this high." He looks back in front of him, " I think we should find somewhere to rest until the heat dies down."
Fuu jumps to his side, "Really!" "That is, however, if Mugen agrees." Mugen's eyebrows frown slightly. 'What the hell? Why do I have to be the villain?'. He glances over and see's the stare of challenge in Jin's eyes and the death glare from Fuu. His eyebrow twitches. "Fine! Shit. We'll stop and rest until the heat cools down, happy now!"
Fuu jumps up and Squeals then throws her arms around Mugen's neck from behind. "Thank you Mugen!" Mugen sighs and tries to shake her off, "Jesus, don't jump on me! You're gonna break my back with what you weigh!" this earned him a loud slap on the head but she walked on her own. Mugen glanced over at Jin who was slightly smiling to himself. This angered mugen. "What the hell you smiling at?" "Nothing" and the smile was gone.
Mugen knew exactly what he was smiling at. Ever since they had found the sunflower samurai they had all been different. They were all friends. This is probably why they had decided to not travel separately. And in being friend, or whatever the hell you call it, Mugen shared something with Jin. He told him that despite all of her bitching and complaining and ranting and whining...Fuu was pretty cute.
Jin agreed but said she was cute the way a child was cute. It made mugen a little at ease to know that Jin didn't like fuu that way but at the same time he felt childish. Fuu was nothing like the women he was interested in. She had no boobs, no hips, no lips and no beautiful womanly voice. Instead she had little teenager boobs, filling out hips, cherry type lips, and a loud, shrieking voice. So why did he find it all cute?
They found a tea house on the side of the road and decided this would be as good a place as any relax. Thanks to the thieves they mugged earlier, they had enough money to get something. Fuu returned with her cup of tea in hand and sat down across from Mugen and Jin. Jin also had a cup of tea and Mugen had a stick of dumplings. Mugen laid on his side with his head propped up on his hand while he ate and Jin sat quietly sipping the tea.
After a gulp of tea, Fuu sighed in relief. " ahhhh how nice it is to enjoy tea on this lovely day!" she leaned forward a bit, "this, beautiful, sunny, perfect, day."
Mugen took another dumpling into his mouth, "you were just whining about how hot is was." he swallowed and looked over at her, "Now what are you so happy about?"
She closed her eyes and grinned. "I just think it's a beautiful day! Is there something wrong with that?" Mugen narrowed his eyes, "Ok, whats up." fuu opened her eyes and looked over at him, "Why, whatever do you mean mugen?" Mugen examined the stick now with no dumplings on it, "is today some kind of anniversary of something? Cause you sure are acting like it is." Jin lowered his cup, "I agree with Mugen. Something is today and you're not telling us."
Fuu just stared then closed her eyes and took another sip of her tea. "Mugen, how old are you?" Mugen blinked, "Huh? What does it matter?"Fuu kept her eyes closed as she took another sip. "And when is your birthday?" he blinked again, "I don't know." Fuu's eyes shot open. "You don't know when your birthday is!" Mugen rolled onto his back and put his hand under his head, "Nope." "Well why not!" "does it really matter? I could die tomorrow and no one would really give a shit how old I was?"
Fuu made a grunting noise and turned to Jin. "Jin. How old are you?" Jin lowered his cup from his mouth but never looked at Fuu. "Nineteen." just a guess. Idk his actual age Fuu smiled. "Wow! Really? Nineteen? I thought you were at least twenty!" "And queer." mugen added with a smirk. Jin gave him a look out of the corner of his eyes but then looked back to Fuu. "Why are you asking us these questions, Fuu?" Mugen blinked his gaze from Jin to Fuu.
Fuu took one last sip of her tea then set the cup in her lap. "Today is my birthday." She looked at both guys with an angry stare then closed her eyes. "And instead of going out and eating or doing something birthday-ish...I'm stuck wandering around, and looking for a place to sleep, with you two!"
Mugen yawned. "So whats your point?"
He was suddenly struck in the head with a cup. He was knocked backwards onto the ground and when he got back up to yell a furious Fuu was already storming away towards town. Mugen picked up the cup and sat back down, rubbing his head. "Shit, what the hell was that for?" Jin finished his tea and stood up to take the cup back. "I think she's upset." Mugen looked up at Jin with a questioning look.
Jin took the look as a question to explain. "Its her birthday. Like all girls I guess she expects something big to happen." Mugen looked off to the side lazily. "Well how were we supposed to know it was her birthday? The little bitch didn't tell us." Jin nodded, "true. But we could have handled it better. Go get her." Mugen looked up at Jin again, "say what?" Jin pulled out a bag of money and tossed it to Mugen. Mugen caught the bag, eyed it suspiciously, then looked back at Jin. "You're the one who likes her. Treat her to something." Mugen's eyebrows furrowed. " what do you mean, treat her. To what?" "Why don't you ask her?" Jin walked towards the tea house with both his cup and the cup Mugen had so kindly given to him.oooh feel the sarcasm
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Mugen sat thinking for a bit about what to do. "Ahhhh...FUCK!" When Jin turned back around, Mugen was gone.
Hmmm...well, I thought this was going to be a oneshot, but I don't want to drag it all out on one page sooooo...I guess there will be a chapter number two. BUT THAT'S ALL, I SWEAR! Hee hee, so how was it? I tried to capture all of the characters personalities as best I could...was it alright? Anyhoo...concerning back to the top though, please tell me about the 'I don't own champloo' thingy. It will really help. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! .