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The craziest day: Part 1

Anna: Hello insert name here and welcome to the Idiot and Dufis Show! I'm Anna and this is Brittany. We are your hosts. Anything you want to say Brittany?

Brit: Yep, today we are going to be interviewing our favorite characters from books, TV shows, and video games. Hopefully this time I wont be sexually harassed….

Anna: Yes, it would be nice if we had a show where that didn't happen.

Brit: Yes, it would, but anyway let's get onto our first guest! Take it away Anna!

Anna: Okay! Our first guest will be the Hispanic Heartthrob, Christopher Rodriguez, known to his friends as Kit. However, I have just been informed that his sister, Carmela, is holding him hostage at point of her curling iron, so I guess the first guest that appears will be Brittany's. Take it away!

Brit: Okay then…. I guess our first guest will be the wonderful and sexy, Neji Hyuuga!

Neji: 'stupid fangirl'

Brit: 'Drools over Neji'

Neji: If we're not going to do the interview, I'll just leave…. 'slowly inches away'

Brit: NOOOOOO! 'glomps Neji'

Anna: Since Kit can't be here and Neji is currently being sexually harassed by Brittany… Our next guest will be Roshaun.

Roshaun: 'looks at the scene going on with Britt and Neji' Did I come at a bad time?

Kit: Runs in Nita! Nita! There's something I must tell you! Nita!

Anna: Well, spill it out man!

Kit: I've suffered in agony and can bear it no longer. I love you, Neets!

Roshaun: 'looks at Kit with a scandalized expression'

Kit: You're not Neets. Where is she? Where is Nita?!

Nita: 'from off stage' Um, Kit, did Carmela do something to you? 'Panicky' She didn't take the oath, did she?!

Brit: Gasp! Wait… I have no idea what you're talking about….

Anna: I do! It finally happened! Oh, and on my show too! Oh! 'goes off skipping because of happiness'

Kit: 'Ignoring the two hosts' No she didn't, but she made me say in the Speech that I would say how I feel.

Nita: 'blank expression'

Brit: Drama!

Neji: 'runs away'

Roshaun: 'runs away right after Neji'

Brit: While this drama dies down, let's move onto our next guest, Sasori!

Sasori: I hate waiting. Don't make me wait or I'll kill you.

Brit: Okay then… to avoid anyone being poisoned, let's get on with it.

Sasori: ….

Brit: Okay Sasori, so how do you feel that Tobi will be taking your spot in Akatsuki once you die?

Sasori: I don't care as long as I don't have to deal with Deidara anymore.

Brit: …

Sasori: What?

Brit: Nothing, but that was just plain mean!

Sasori: Whatever, I'll just go. walks away

Brit: Yea! You'd better run!

Sasori: But I'm not running.

Brit: Oh.

Anna: 'comes back from skipping' Now, let's see if Nita has regained some of her ability to speak.

Nita: Kit. He. I. Don't. He. WHAT!?

Anna: The speech is back! So, Nita, how do you feel about Kit's little outburst?

Nita: 'flatly with a blank expression' I don't know.

Brit: I gots an idea! 'runs off and returns with a bucket of ice water' This should help. dumps water on Nita

Nita: 'still has blank expression' Wow, that was cold.

Anna: Got anymore brilliant – Wait! I've got it! 'Goes over and kisses Kit full on the lips'

Nita: 'snaps out of he shocked trance' Don't touch him! He's mine!

Anna: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

'Nita chases Anna off the stage and out the door. Kit looks at Nita and runs after her, who is still chasing Anna yelling, "She loves me! She really loves me!"'

Brit: Awkward…. So anyway, I guess I'm your only host. 'random evil laughter comes from nowhere'

Audience: 'silence'

Brit: Right. So onto our next guest, Itachi!

'Itachi is nowhere to be seen'

Brit: Let's try this again. Our next guest will be Itachi!

'Itachi is still nowhere to be seen'

Brit: 'holds up a finger in a 'just one moment' position' Just hold on one moment please. 'runs off to look for Itachi'

'Anna presses her hands and face on the window, effectively getting the audience's attention. She then takes off again, and the audience sees Nita running, shaking her fist. Then they see Kit run by with his mouth open. He is saying, unknown to the audience, "My love, come back! You are my world, my life, my cheeseburger! Come back!"'

Brit: Walks back in I found Itachi! However, he and Kisame are busy at the moment. 'cough' yaoi 'cough' So I guess I'll move on to our next guest, Deidara-Kun.

Deidara: 'yelling at Tobi' No, Tobi is NOT a good boy!

Brit: Oo

Deidara: What?!

Brit: Anyway… I have a couple questions from our viewers for you, all which shall remain anonymous.

Deidara: Okay….

Brit: First question, Why do you look like a girl?

Deidara: 'anime vein' What kind of question is that?!

Brit: Er… Second question, Is it true that you and Tobi are really in boy-love?

Deidara: I'm not going to put up with this! 'storms off'

Brit: Wait! There are still some more questions!

Deidara: 'over his shoulder' I don't care!

Anna: 'runs in, panting' Running from all those bullies gave her a great stamina level.

Brit: Well, it looks like Anna is back!

'Anna is doubled over, panting like she just ran 5 miles'

Brit: Are you ready for your next interview?

Anna: 'gasping for air' Yes, bring on the runt.

Brit: Who?

Anna: Dairine! Come out! Stop sucking face with Roshaun! Come on out!

Audience: Gasp!

Brit: Hey! That's my line!

Dairine: 'comes out in a huff' I don't like him! Nor does he like me!

Anna: Then why are you blushing, and why is Roshaun's face so red and hot you can probably cook some eggs on it? 'evil smile followed by some more untraceable evil laughter'

Brit: 'bursts out laughing'

Dairine: 'looks insulted' Well, I-I-I Never! I-UGH!! 'stomps off stage, trips, and falls into Roshaun's arms, which he stuck out as a reflex'

Brit: It's time to interview everyone's favorite ninja, Tobi!

Tobi: 'runs onto the stage and trips' Tobi is a good boy!

Brit: Yes you are.

(From now on, I Brit will call Deidara Dei-Kun)

Deidara: 'yells from off-stage' No Tobi is not, un!

Brit: Ignoring him…. So Tobi, what's it like teaming up with Dei-kun?

Deidara: 'off-stage' Don't call me that!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Brit: 'ticked' Just answer the gosh darned question!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Brit: Grr… Dei-Kun, get in here!

Deidara: 'walks in' I told you not to call me that.

Brit: I don't care! Just make Tobi go BOOM!!!

Deidara: 'smirks' I thought you would never ask. 'makes a clay bird' Here Tobi, hold this.

Tobi: Okay! Tobi is a good boy! 'takes the bird'

Anna: Um, Brit? I may not know anime, but are you sure this is entirely safe?

Ponch: Boss and Boss's girlfriend, oh yea, by the way, congratulations. Took you two long enough! Anyway, this doesn't smell right. We had better get out of here.

Deidara: Fire in the hole! makes the bird explode

'There's a huge explosion that blows up the whole studio'

A/N: This is my first fanfic that is up here, so please, be nice. constructive critisimis appreciated, but no flames please. Thank you. I dunno if the action symbols will work, but i am hoping. Thanks for understanding.