Disclaimer: I do not own How To Train Your Dragon or Rise of the Guardians.
Astrid sipped lazily at her milk. She just wanted school to be over already so she could go to practice. Their next tournament was coming up fast and she needed to get in as much practice as she could. A rough shove interrupted her thoughts. She glared at the offender.
Of course.
Snotlout must have gotten Fishlegs riled up again. At least the larger boy remembered to apologize for shoving her. She looked at the twins seated next to Snotlout.
They were snickering under their breath while looking at the arguing boys. They probably had a hand in starting whatever the two were fighting about, actually, they definitely started it somehow.
She sighed and pushed the glop they called lunch around her tray, at least their school had decent drinks.
"So I was thinking of putting the platform here instead…"
Astrid looked at the two boys sitting next to her. Hiccup was gesturing at the little doodles he made so far today in his notebook. Jack looked like he was actually listening. He probably was, he just couldn't understand a thing since Hiccup seemed to be talking so fast.
Astrid groaned quietly.
It begins.
Jack had given up on listening and started staring. It was that stupid stare again. Where he got all googly-eyed and was sighing in that stupid puppy-love kind of way. He folded his arms on the table and rested his head on them, tilting just so, to stare at her best friend. He had that stupid lovestruck smile on his face too.
Keep in mind, the two have been in a relationship for four years now and were still going pretty strong their third year in high school. They should be way past the honeymoon phase by now. She can still remember the frantic midnight phone calls she received from both boys about how they were certain the other didn't like them in that way, and Astrid being Astrid quickly set them…er…straight.
Meaning she locked them together in her room and wouldn't let them out until they cleared things up between them.
Honestly, what would those two do without her?
Ah.
Hiccup noticed the Stupid Stare.
Cue blush.
Cue rubbing the back of his neck.
Aaaaand Stupid Stare.
Now the Stupid Smiles.
And the Quiet.
Astrid shook her head and took another sip from her milk, trying to decide whether she should throw up or smile along with them.
What a Stupid Couple.