Kirby Got a Juke
Kirby was very excited. He was finally old enough to get a phone. Even better, he was getting a juke. He was so ecstatic he got up at 3:00 in the morning and stared and the Verizon shop across the street. At 7:00 he got up and went to the phone shop.
When he got to the store he said, "One Juke please." The Verizon guy in his red shirt said "That will be 130 dollars. Kirby checked his pockets and saw he was broke. "Umm, I don't have 130, How about I give you." He put his hand in his pocket and took out a bunch of trash and continued. "Two pennies a battery and a piece of ribbon." The guy said "Go get some money or get out."
Kirby was crushed. He was rejected his Juke, he was told to get out and had no money. He had no idea how he was going to make 130 dollars. He decided the only way to get it was to steal it.
Kirby went on a second rampage killing the characters one by one. When they died he took their money. Soon he had 130 bucks and went to go buy his Juke.
Kirby bought his Juke and became obsessed with it. Suddenly out of nowhere a giant pickle came out of the sky, crushed his Juke and disappeared. Kirby cried for three straight hours and then screamed to the world "I WILL KILL THAT PICKLE!!"
Kirby would get revenge.