Christmas Carols

"On the first day of Christmas my senpai gave to me...one tennis racket! On the second day of Christmas my senpai gave to me...two sticks of gum and a tennis racket! On the third day of Christmas my senpai gave to me...three bowls of ramen, two sticks of gum and a tennis racket! On the fourth day of Christmas my senpai gave to me...four Fs in English, three bowls of ramen, two sticks of gum, and a tennis racket! On the fifth day of Christmas my senpai gave to me...FIVE EXTRA LAPS, four Fs in English, three bowls of ramen, two sticks of gum, and a tennis racket!"

Looking concernedly at his underclassman Marui popped his piece of gum before turning to his ever faithful (and tolerant) doubles partner. "So, Jackal, any idea what's gotten into the seaweed head this time?"

"Other than the fact that the second years are conducting a study of winter holidays from around the world I don't have a clue."

An angelic chuckle sounded from behind him, "Oh let the boy sing, I believe his assignment was analyzing Christmas carols."

"Y-Yukimura-buchou!" Marui exclaimed nearly choking on his gum, and quite pleased he didn't finish his thought, which was something along the lines of, "We really need to tell Akaya to shut up, he sounds like a dying rat trapped in a sewer...plus his attempt at English sucks, I'm pretty sure that isn't how it goes."

"You better not pout, you better not cry, Sanada-fukubuchou is coming to town! He sees you when you're slacking, he knows when you're trying to escape~!" As Akaya continued to sing the other regulars could only watch in morbid amusement.

Well, except Sanada, he was unamused, but when is he not?

Niou hid his smirk of triumph as he subtly switched the camera on his phone on. Blackmail was such a wonderful thing.

"Jingle bells, Niou-senpai smells, oh what fun it is to play in a two person open court~hey!"

"We're walking in a tennis wonderland~!"

"On the twelfth day of Christmas my senpai gave to me...twelve new tennis balls, eleven pranks from Niou-senpai, ten Yagyuu-senpai lectures, nine fangirls a stalking, eight smiles from buchou, seven wins straight (in video games), six Sanada-fukubuchou slaps, FIVE EXTRA LAPS, four Fs in English, three bowls of ramen, two sticks of gum, and a TENNIS RACKET~!"

That day at Rikkaidai was festive to say the least.

A/N: My lack of PoT writing has been bothering me...thus, this. That and the holiday got me in the mood of wanting the regulars to suffer through all the carols with me.