Will's Messed Up Life

by Random Person with No Name

So you all remember Will Solace, from The Lost Hero? Taking place after the Giant War, Will's life becomes thoroughly messed up between a crazy, trouble making little sister, and a best friend who he can't seem to admit to like. The twists and turns of any demigod's life are going to be crazy, but to Will, it's like the fates are out to get him.

1. Chapter 1

Author's Note! Hey Everybody! Howdy Doin? Great. Now I sound like a stereotypical cowboy. SQUIRREL! Anyway, as you can see I get distracted extremely easily, and my personality is also sporadic at best. Do not be surprised if nothing makes sense. Just send me a review or PM and I'll do my best to fix it. Also, I have noticed that us fanfictioners have created several shippings or descriptions of characters, such as Tratie, Thalico, and the physical descriptions of minor characters that are only briefly mentioned, such as Katie having brown hair, green eyes, and a home in South Dakota. SO. I have created one of my own. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Wew, Wyssa, and Wiranda! Love triangles galore. Alright, if you haven't already noticed, the W in each one is for Will Solace. The first pairing is Will and Drew, the second Will and Nyssa, which I have seen before and thought was a good idea, and the third Will and Miranda. Everyone remember her? She's one of Katie's sisters in the Demeter cabin. This is after HoO, and will contain minor Percabeth, but who minds them, since they are perfect for each other! And so, the beautiful princess rode away on the-WAIT WRONG ENDING! This is a super long author's note, not a fairy tale. On to the story!

Song that is stuck in my head:Paradise by Coldplay

Mood:Romantic

Diss:Twilight is stupid. Vampires, Werewolves, and love triangles that dramatic do not exist. Sorry. Get over it.

Will's POV

"She's not a Saint and She's not What you think, She's an Actress, Whoa! She's better known for the things that she does on the Mattress, Whoa!" Taylor Swift, Better Than Revenge

I shut one eye, and drew the string. Aiming carefully, I let the arrow fly. Even archery doesn't take my mind off my messed up life. I sigh, thinking about my annoying girlfriend Drew. She just won't leave me alone!

"Hey Willy Pilly!"

Speaking of not leaving me alone.

"Watcha doing?"

"Attending my lessons, like you should be doing." I was annoyed, to say the least. Drew kept showing up at my lessons, trying to get me to skip with her, and then when Chiron shows up, I get blamed for the entire problem. I've already had three straight weeks of kitchen duty, and Chiron said that if he caught me trying to skip one more time, I would have KP for the rest of camp, and I'd miss the rest of Capture the Flag. That's how many times Drew has gotten me in trouble.

Breaking me out of my thoughts, she stopped her whiny chatter about how I hadn't been paying enough attention to her, and how fat she was, and how she looked horrible in everything. You think your girlfriends are high-maintenance? Try cleaning up a building completely burned down by fire, and building it back up with sticks while having your entire extended family yell at you for not doing it right. Dating Drew is much worse. And I have been subjected to the punishment above. It's not very pretty, especially when you have as many cousins as I do, Olympian and mortal.

"Will? Are you even listening to me?" Drew whined in that nasally voice of hers.

"No." Honesty is the best policy.

"What do you mean, no? I'm your girlfriend!" Yeah, not always.

It's also good to be blunt. "Not anymore."

"You're dumping me?" Yeah, no to that too.

"Yup." I knocked another arrow.

"Is that why you won't skip with me?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, it is." I held my bow and arrow in one hand and turned to face Drew. "I'm just so sick and tired of you showing up when I'm trying to learn. That's what I came here to do, not skip class with a girlfriend who's better known for the things she does on a mattress. Another thing I'm sick of? You always skip class, and when I refuse to come with you, you get me in trouble with Chiron, which has been seriously been getting on my nerves. If I get in trouble one more time, I'm not allowed to play Capture the Flag anymore, you do know that? And it would be because of you. Yeah, you. I'm sick and tired of you whining on and on, not even caring that I'm human too, and that I might be having a horrible day! We're over!"

I turned on my heel, and walked straight into Chiron.

"Oh Party Pony Poop."

Yep! I'm evil! Hope you liked it. I'm not gonna beg for reviews, Cause I think that's tacky, but please feel free to do so. Good Night or Good Day!

Random Person with No Name