Once again Tails woke up and got dressed into some blue trousers and a purple shirt then went downstairs to find Knuckles eating all his parsnips. "OI YOU FUCKING COCK KISSER THOSE ARE MY PARSNIPS." He shouted as he stormed angrily towards Knuckles. Knuckles turned round and looked at Tails who was about to attack him when Knuckles spat out all the parsnips that were in his mouth. They shot through the air like bullets and sliced chunks out of Tails. He then awoke in hospital covered in bandages. He jumped out of the bed, knocking over several pieces of hospital apparatus and ran out the door and down the hallway. "Hey! You can't go yet all your legs are broken!" Shouted a doctor. Tails' legs turned into spaghetti and he fell to the floor. "OH SHIT OW! SHIT!" He yelled. He then realized that he could fly and flew out of the window. He flew to Knuckles' house to get revenge. He flew in the window and grabbed Knuckles' intervention and pointed it at him. "Oh shit dude don't quickscope me!" He shouted.
"I'm not going to quickscope you." Tails reassured him. "I'm going to 420 noscope you." Tails leaped off the windowsill using his tails like legs and span round 69 degrees noscoping Knuckless in the cock before spinning round 666 more degrees, noscoping him in the ass. He realized he'd spun round too much for a 420 noscope so he span round another 3465 degrees rounding it up to 4200 before landing on his feet which had been revived with the power of the 4200 noscope. Tails pleasured himself with Knuckles' corpse and then went home, leaving the intervention on his wall as a souvenir to remember this day. He then prayed to Shrek as he did every night, thanking him for the MLG life he had been given. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.