A/N: This was randomly inspired by that old cartoon "Captain Planet". I thought this up during exam week when I really should be studying. So much for math… Anyway, please read and review. Also, please read and review my other fanfics, "Vampires and Shadow Wolves just don't mix" and "Interview with the Elder God." I plan to continue them soon.
Captain Raziel:
Raziel's voice over:
EARTH! (brandishes Earth Reaver)
FIRE! (brandishes Fire Reaver)
WIND! (brandishes Air Reaver)
WATER! (brandishes Water Reaver)
HEART! (brandishes Heart of Darkness)
GO RAZIEL!!!!!!
By these powers powers combined, I am CAPTAIN RAZIEL!!!
Kain's voice over:
Captain Raziel! He's a hero! Gonna take the Elder down to zero!
The Reaver's powers, magnified! And he's fighting on all Nosgoth's side!
Ariel's voice over:
Captain Raziel! He's a hero! Gonna take the Elder down to zero!
To unite what's been set asunder! Kill bad guys who like to loot and plunder!
Moebius' voice over:
You'll pay for this Captain Raziel! (shakes his fist in anger)
Raziel's fan girls:
We're Raziel's fan girls! You can be one too!
'Cause saving Our Raziel is the thing to do!
Using and abusing Wraiths is not the way
Hear what Captain Raziel has to say!
Raziel: The Power is Yours!