Ok, sit back and enjoy this epic trilogy of Sailor Moon x L4D2, from Dead Center to The Parish.
Cast list:
L4D2 Survivors:
Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino) as Rochelle
Sailor Mercury (Ami Mizuno) as Ellis
Sailor Mars (Rei Hino) as Nick
Sailor Venus (Minako Aino) as Coach
L4D1 Survivors:
Sailor Jupiter (Makoto Kino) as Francis
Sailor Saturn (Hotaru Tomoe) as Louis
Sailor Neptune (Michuru Kaiou) as Zoey
Sailor Pluto (Sestuna Meiou) as Bill *hence the fact that Pluto is no longer considered a planet in it's own right, I would of had Pluto sacrifice herself*
Whitaker as Himself
Virgil as Himself
The US military and CEDA as themselves
Let the epicness begin.
Over in an abandoned motel in the US state of Georgia, there had been an outbreak of the "Green Flu", a virus that caused victims to turn into zombies, coequally known as "The Infected", it was spreading fast across the Eastern USA. Then a group of 4 Senshi Scouts, Sailor Moon, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all were out on a mission to fight through the zombie hordes all the way to the Louisianan city of New Orleans. The 4 Senshis were the survivors and descended down to earth to fight off the infected all the way to New Orleans.
The Senshi Scouts approached the motel that had on it's notice sign "Closed until further notice due to sickness" Sailor Venus broke the door open so that they could all get in. She was surprised what to find.
"Shit" she groaned "That is a sight for sore eyes, everyone come in here"
"Fuck, what a mess" groaned Sailor Mars "I just hope the food is not past it's sell by date"
"Everyone, go inside" ordered Sailor Moon "Lets see what we can find in here"
The senshis walked in.
"Shit this place has been abandoned for so long that you can actually see cobwebs starting to appear on the walls" groaned Sailor Mercury
"No Mercury" replied Sailor Mars sharply "Last time anyone was in here was 3 weeks ago!"
She then went to examine the graffiti on the wall. This gave vital information to the events that happened in the motel 3 weeks earlier.
Mercury meanwhile examined the supply of weapons kept in the lockers, this had once been a saferoom until CEDA abandoned about a week earlier. Venus on the other hand was scavenging for food supplies in the shop and put them all in Sailor Moon's backpack. She looked for all non-perishable foods for the adventure.
"Hmm, chocolate, biscuits, milk powder, coffee...shit, we could even use sweets" she pondered.
Sailor Moon added "We need bottles of water as well, we would need enough to last us to New Orleans."
Sailor Mars turned around "New Orleans?" she asked all surprised "How are we gonna get there?"
"According to the map left by CEDA, it's the only reaming holdout" replied Sailor Moon.
"Ah" replied Sailor Mars "What I am reading is nauseating me enough to vomit an entire day's meal" and she carried on looking at the graffiti.
"Lawrence Atkinson...manager of the Motel, the first to get infected.." she read "...during lunch break, he was in the middle of his meal...rushed to the toilet and started violently vomiting. Greg and I went in to help him...he broke the toilet door off...and turned into an angry zombie"
"Shit, I feel sorry for that guy" Mars carried on reading "The next person to go was Greg Hollyfield..." and she read the names in chronological order of the employees who got infected
"Steve Hutchins...John Dubois...Jorge Ramirez, a good hearted Mexican...Rob Jones...Daniel Rivers...Andrew Jackson...Ian Winter...Edward Wylde...Jimmy Robinson...Zack Taylor...Craig Fylde...Joe Davis...Peter Smith...Paul Summerfield...and last one standing was Jonathan Krawoski, shit...hang on, the motel's workforce was all Men? Shit...that's a bit sexist, male only workplace...wait..." Sailor Mars began to stutter. "I ...hope...we...are...not...the...only...females...to have walked through here."
She carried on reading the graffiti describing the infection from the point of view of the employees, apparent, all of them got infected.
"Steve began to snarl at us...John went to the toilet and came out as big fat thing that pukes at you...Rob infected his own wife...Edward killed his own 6 year old daughter by pouncing on her...Peter chocked his own mother to death...and..." she looked at the final words of Jonathan Krawoski on the wall "Fuck the world, I am turning into a zombie"
"BULLSHIT!" She exclaimed "This was once a thriving motel, all the employees are freaking zombies! Shit! Arse! Bollocks!" and blurted out every swear word she could think of.
"Calm it down Rei" said Sailor Mercury with the weapons all at the ready
Sailor Venus had found a piece of paper left by CEDA. She grabbed everyone's attention and read it out.
"Ahem...it says here...Report suspicious or unusual behaviour...barricade your properties...keep away from all infected individuals...wait for official instructions to be distributed...Hehehehehe...I cannot be arsed!"
And she screwed up the paper and chucked it away and had some more Haribos Planets sweets.
"Who cares Donkey Cock?!" scoffed Mars "I do as I please!"
"Hehehehehe... ...I ain't taking CEDA's advice" said Moon
"Kill all sons of bitches!" said Mercury grabbing an auto shotgun "That's my official instructions, lets go!"
Then she kicked the old saferoom door open and the Senshis all equipped and armed ran out of the building and opened fire on the zombies.
Sailor Venus came forward and yelled "THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD!" and blasted a zombie's head off.
They advanced on but Sailor Mercury soon found herself being chased by a Jockey...
The Jockey leaped onto her and she yelped out for help.
"SHIT!" Exclaimed Sailor Mars and fired her pistol.
A few miles later...a trio of mud men from the swamp charged at them. Sailor Mercury swiftly warned "Hey watch out!"
Sailor Moon hushed Mercury and the two hid behind a fallen tree as a Spitter spotted them.
"This is some grim shit we got ourselves into" groaned Sailor Moon as the Spitter hacked up the acid and Mercury and Moon quickly jumped up and retreated
"Get back! Get Back!" shouted Sailor Moon as they retreated
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NYRRRRRRRRRRGH!" growled Sailor Venus blasting 2 infected dead with her shotgun. The she ran of with the other 3 senshis.
30 flights of stairs later...Venus was exhausted...
"Who the hell" she panted "Puts an evac centre...up 30 flights of god damn stairs"
"Well Minako" replied Mars "Maybe the helicopter, maybe it's made of those haribos plantes...hehehehehehehe!"
Venus scowled at Mars.
Eventually they reached the top of the building, but the Helicopters were flying away from them. "Hey where is everybody?" called out Sailor Mercury "Helloooooo? Anyone here?"
"Ok, this is not happening..." moaned Sailor Moon "...this is not happening...this is not happening"
"I thought they supposed to be saving our arses!" protested Sailor Venus
"Looks like there's been a change of plans..." muttered Sailor Mars
They had to advance on...through an alleyway of military bombing.
"STOP THE BOMBING RUN!" yelled Sailor Moon over the radio just as Sailor Venus got knocked down by a bomb blast and to her feet. Mars came to help her up, not before Mercury got grabbed by a Charger that also flung Mars to a ledge.
"IT'S GOT ME!" Screamed Mercury
"HANG ON!" yelled Moon as she helped Mars back up to safety.
Some time later, they arrived at a lift...
As Mercury melee killed a uncommon Riot infected, a common infected caused her to drop her Sniper Rifle, she hurried into the lift as a Smoker got ready to grab her.
"AH WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-" She Screamed
"NO!" cried Sailor Mars grabbing Mercury away from the doors
Sailor Venus revved up her chainsaw and cried "GODDAMMIT! EAT THIS SHIT!" and killed the offending infected and sliced off the Smoker's tongue and the lift closed.
Mercury choked and unwrapped the Smoker's tongue from herself..."Holy shit" she groaned as she saw all the infected waiting for her and the other Senshis.
Venus grabbed her hand and Moon passed over the Grenade laucher.
"Hey...Kill all sons of bitches right?" she asked Mercury.
Mercury nodded.
As the lift descended down to the floor, Sailor Mars bravely uttered out "I have not...come this far...to die now!"
Sailor Venus revved up her chainsaw as the doors opened and the battle begins!