RvB Season 1 Ep 1: Why Are We Here? To See The Theme Song Of RvB Go to my channel.
Simmons: Hey
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we are here?
Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries, Isn't it? Why are we here? I mean.. Are we the product of some.. Cosmic coincidence? or.. Is there really a god, Watching everything? You know, With a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, But it keeps me up at night.
... They stare at each other for a few seconds...
Simmons: What? I mean, why are we out here? In this canyon?
Grif: Oh, Uhhhh.. Yeah.
Simmons: What was all that stuff about god?
Grif: Uhh, Hm? Nothing.
Simmons: You wanna talk about it?
Grif: No.
Simmons: You sure?
Grif: Yeah.
Simmons: Seriously though, Why are we out here? As far as I can tell, It's just a box canyon in the middle of no where. No way in or out.
Grif: Uh-huh.
Simmons: The only reason we are here is because they have a blue base over there.
Simmons points to the blue base
Simmons: And the reason they have a blue base over there, Is because we have a red base over here.
Grif: Yeah, That's because we are fighting each other.
Simmons: No no, Even if we were to pull out today, And they would of taken our base, They would have two bases in a box canyon. Woop de fucking doo.
Grif: What's up with that anyway? I signed on to fight some aliens, The next thing I know is that Master Chief blows up the covenant armada, And I'm stuck in the middle of no where, Fighting a bunch of blue guys.
-To the Blue Team that are stalking Simmons and Grif-
Tucker: What are they doing?
Church: What?
Tucker: I said, What are they doing now?
Church: God damn, I am getting so sick of answering that question!
Tucker: You have the Rifle! I can't see fucking shit. So don't bitch at me, I'm not going to sit here and play with my dick.
Church: Okay, They are just standing there, And talking. That's all their doing. That's all they'll ever do. Is just stand there, And talk. That's what they were doing last week, That's what they were doing 5 minutes ago. So 5 minutes from now, When you ask me, 'What are they doing' My answers gonna be, Their still talking. And they are still just standing there.
...
Tucker: What are they talking about?
Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.
-back at the reds-
Grif: Talk about waste of resources, I mean, We should be out there, Finding new and intelligent forms of life, You know, Fight them.
Simmons: Yeah, No shit. they should've put us in charge.
Sarge: Ladies! Front and center on the double.
Grif: Fuck.
Simmons: Yes Sir!