Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or KH.

Reason for making a crossover? Oh, just decided to pool some of my ideas. You know, while thinking about Pranks, Sarcastic Comments and Love.

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"OMGCRYSTALIGOTKHII!" I screamed. Crystal, my friend, woke up, rubbing her eyes.

"Geez, Rin, you just had to scream in my ear, didn't you?" said Crystal.

I was normally the calm one, but still. Sarcasm and insults were not above me. I knew how to deal with jerks.

Crystal was the naïve one. She had most of her common sense, although sometimes she couldn't put two and two together. (A/N: Like shaking a hand that comes out of the toilet.)

"COMEONLET'SPLAY!" I yelled.

"Fine, fine…" groaned Crystal. I shoved the game cartridge into the PS2 in my room.

Crystal had slept over last night. We had stayed up to finish playing KH:CoM.

A scattered dream that's like a far off memory…

A far off memory that's like a scattered dream…

I want to line the pieces up…

Yours and mine.

"Yeah! It's starting!" I said.

"Whatever," said Crystal. She pulled on her sweatshirt that said "Uchiha Sasuke Is Mine. Not Yours. MINE!" on the back and turned on the TV.

"Woohoo! Shippuden episode one!"

The opening of KHII was playing now.

"My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah…"

"SQUEE, SASUKE-KUN IS SO HOT!"

"Crystal?"

"Yeah?"

"Would you please shut up?"

"Fine." Crystal stuck out her tongue and returned her attention back to the TV.

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Two hours later, I had beaten Twilight Town (I knew how to play, since I had watched all of the parts of KHII on YouTube) and Crystal was on a Naruto Shippuden marathon.

Suddenly, the room was plunged into darkness.

"OMGWTFROFLBBQ!" I yelled. Then I fell and landed on a hard surface. It was still pitch black. I took a step forward…

And birds flew upwards.

"AHHMYGAWD!" I yelled yet again. I was now standing on what seemed to be a huge glass plate. Sora and Roxas were painted there, lying opposite of one another, Roxas in his Organization outfit and Sora in his new KHII outfit. Sora's friends and the Organization were painted between them.

Welcome.

"Oy! WTF?!"

Choose from the sword, the shield, or the ramen.

"WTF? Ramen?"

…Just choose, for goodness' sakes.

"The sword."

You have chosen the sword.

"I know that."

Pick your partner.

"Crystal, no duh."

Here is your partner.

"Rin? Is that you?"

"Crystal?"

"HIII RIN!"

A bright light shone, showing that they were standing on a mirror.

"Wow. You've changed, Rin."

"WHAAT?" I looked down. I was wearing a black short-sleeved hoodie with "XIV" embroidered in the corner and black cargo shorts. I wore black gloves, black boots that went up to my knees and a white sash around my waist. A sword was slung across my back. A black visor was slanted on my head. My now jet-black hair was up in a ponytail, held with chopsticks. Hair also hung around my face. (A/N: For those of you who read PSCL: Sound familiar?)

Crystal, on the other hand, was wearing a white shirt inside a blue sweatshirt. She had dark blue cargo pants and was carrying a staff. Her dark hair had now turned brown and it was up in a high ponytail.

"HOLY EFFING CRAP!"

You will now be transported to Twilight Town. You will be separated.

"Ok."

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I opened one eye, then the other. I was on the ground. I sat up, rubbing my head.

"Oy, shorty. What are you doing in my town?"

Now, I was a bit short for my age. I was only five foot one, but Crystal was five foot three. Not much of a difference, but big enough for many people to call me short.

"Shut up," I said.

"Excuse me?"

"I just told you to shut up. Are you deaf?"

Seifer picked me up by the neck.

"Rai, disciplinary measures must be taken."

"Ok, y'know!"

Rai's fist flew towards me. I was not a stranger to being caught in the middle of a fight, so I blocked Rai's punch with my foot and punched Seifer in the nose.

"What are you doing? You deserve to be exterminated for this," said Seifer angrily.

"Try it."

"Rai."

"Seifer, I'll get her, y'know!"

Rai came at me again. This time, I was knocked off balance as Rai's fist slammed into my stomach. I coughed up blood and landed on the ground.

"Seifer, what are you doing?"

Seifer's gang looked up.

"What does it look like? We're exterminating an outsider. Besides, what's it to you, blondie?"

Someone picked me up, and then I was looking at a pair of the bluest eyes I had ever seen.

"Roxas?"

"How do you know my name?"

"Well, you know you're in a video game, right?"

"Err…"

"Um, well, never mind…"

"Hey! Sora, Riku! She's conscious!"

I turned my head.

"Yo," said a silver haired boy. He grinned at me. "Rai beat you up?"

"Yeah."

"Riku, Roxas! Dudes, I'm here!" A spiky haired brunette, also with bright blue eyes, who was obviously Sora, jogged up to us.

"Hey, you're late, Sora."

"Yeah, well, I was trying to stop this girl from walking into a portal. She said she was looking for her friend Rin."

"That's me," I said. I coughed up more blood and held my stomach.

"Well, you can't go after her now," said Roxas in a worried tone.

"Then what do I do? Where does that portal lead to?"

"It goes to a ninja village. I think it's called Konohagakure," explained Riku.

"She should be fine, then. She loves Naruto. I pity Sasuke, though. Crystal's a major Sasuke fangirl."

"Then we should bring you to Hollow Bastion, so that Aerith can heal you."

"I can't! What if I can't find Crystal?"

"You should be able to find her if she's that obsessed with Konoha."

"I'm not going to Konoha, then."

"Fine, then. We'll just wait until you stop coughing, then we'll go to Hollow Bastion. You should meet the Restoration Committee, anyway." Roxas deposited me onto the ground and sat down next to me with Riku and Sora.

"Where are you from?" asked Riku.

"From another world." I coughed some more, and blood spattered onto the ground. I wrapped my arms around my stomach, trying not to let the pain consume me.

Sora wrinkled his forehead. "Your cough should be gone now. That's weird."

Riku nodded in agreement. "Let's go to Hollow Bastion now. We have to check where you got hit first."

"Fine." I rolled up my shirt to where I had gotten hit. "HOLY SHIT!"

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Twenty minutes before…

Crystal was up and walking around. "Man, this town is weird," she thought as she saw some people with blue foam bats fight each other. She turned into a dark alley, wondering if Rin had walked into it. She saw what seemed to be a dark portal. "Maybe she went through here," thought Crystal. She walked forward, about to step into the portal.

"Stop!"

Crystal turned around.

A spiky-haired brunette boy was standing behind her.

"Why? I'm looking for my friend, Rin."

"That portal goes to another world. What if Rin's still here?"

"Well, you never know." Crystal walked into the portal.

"No! Don't-"

Whoosh. A cool wind blew Crystal's hair back. Then she was standing in a village. Next to a very familiar ramen shop.

"OMG I'M IN KONOHA!" screamed Crystal. Various people around her stared as the happy girl skipped into Ichiraku's.

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A small shard of metal, about two centimeters long, protruded from my stomach.

"OMGWTFROFLOMFGBBQ," said Sora in a serious tone. (A/N: I love saying that. Sorry if it gets annoying.)

"We had better take that out right away," said Riku.

"No problem." Gritting my teeth, I tugged the metal out of my stomach. Blood oozed from the hole. I put one hand over it to stop it from bleeding.

"Where's the gummi ship?"

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So, first crossover chapter DONE! Tell me if someone's Mary-Sue-ish and I'll change it as soon as I can. Plus I need reviews for PSCL.

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ABR, over and out.

-Rin