Again, warning: this contains a lot of spoilers for series eight.
Doctor: Gotta keep
Gallifreyans on their planet
And remain the last Time Lord
With all this chaos I'm never bored
How could I be?
One shot ahead of the Daleks
Just dodge, and I'll survive
Those evil things don't want me alive
Dalek: Great Scourge!
Donna: Spaceman!
Eleven: Sandshoes!
Amy: Madman!
Doctor: Just once nobody dies
Enemies: Destroy him now! The Doctor dies!
Doctor: Oh gosh now I'm old
Gotta face the facts:
I can't even date Clara!
Clara: Wha?
Oh, I'm scared, it seems like he's gone crazy
Where did silly young Eleven go
Rose: And now your bond just feels odd and hazy?
Doctor: You're all pudding-heads
I am feeling fine
Just blame everything on the attack eyebrows!
One arrow better than Robin
And scarcely escaping doom
Can't waste my time locked up in a room
In between Clara and Danny
Now Clara thinks I stalk her
About that I am still rather unsure
River: Sweetie!
Time boy!
Doctor: TARDIS?
Clara: Chin-boy!
Doctor: I don't know about that
Fans: This is all because of Moffat
Doctor: You're all pudding-heads
Everything is fine
Except what's under your bed
Clara: Wrong!
Doctor: I'll jump off the side of a bridge
(Dalek: Great Scourge!)
Doctor: Fly to the end of deep space
(Donna: Spaceman!)
Doctor: And wear whatever I want to
(Eleven: Sandshoes!)
Doctor: But now... bow ties aren't that cool
(Amy: Madman!)
Doctor: New me
All you beasties watch out
For now Twelve is about
I'm coming, eyebrows and all!
A/N: This parody was particularly fun to write. As usual, if anyone wants to sing it, please let me know. I really wish I had the talent to sing my parodies... but I don't.
Also, please review!