it is 5:00am

i am bored...

so here is your yaoi-ISH crack thing AND THE(..)THINGS ARE FROM ME NOT THE STORY.

IF THE ESPADA (were with the yakuza) HAD M16,S ,MACE AND SUPER SYANS..AND A ROCKET LAUNCHING SUPER COPTER!

GRIMMJOW:BITCH!WHERES MY SANDWICH!

ULQUIORRA:SHUT YOU FACE HAIR IS FUCKED UP AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS FOOD!

TIA HALLIBEL:SIGH...

BARRAGAN:im gonna have a heart attack!

NNORITORA:BITCHES EAT FUCKIN BULLETS!

GIN:OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-WHERES AISEN!IF HE DONT HURRY I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA SHIT A FUCK COW!

TOUSIN:DONT YA MEAN HAVE A COW.?

GIN:BITCH!IM A GUY YOU BLIND FUCK!

NNORITORA:EAT MY GUN YOU FUCK ASS BITCH ASS GAY ASS FUCKIN SHIT HOLE PUSSY SHINIGAMI!

STARK:NEED...COCANE...

TOUSIN:WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

GIN:NO...I HAD 59 MONSTERS AND SO ITS NOT GONNA BE ON MY WATCH!(GINS EYES WERE WIDE...I MEAN WIDE )

GRIMMJOW:WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN?

GIN:*SHRUGS*

GRIMMJOW:DONT WORRY IM THE SUPER SAIYN!

EVERYONE:NO!

(MEAN WHILE ON THE OTHER HELACOPTER...)

RENJI:BITCH!WHY DO I ALWAYS GET SHOT!

RUKIA:ARE YOU OK RENJI!

RENJI:IM OK I GET MORE DAMAGE THAN ANY OTHER CHARICTER IN BLEACH SO IM USED TO IT...THE PAIN LETS ME FEEL ALIVE.

ICHIGO:EMO!.

RENJI:BITCH IM NOT EMO!

BYAKUYA:COCANE!WEEEEEEEEEEE!

RUKIA:KON STOP MOLESTING MY BARBIE DOLL!

ISHIDA:OH CHAD!3

SPEAK JAPANESE?

EVERYONE:WTF?

(ON THE ESPADA HELICOPTER)

TIA:BITCH STOP MOLESTING THE EMO WITH FUCKED UP HAIR!

GRIMMJOW&GIN&TOUSIN:SORRY.

ULQUIORRA:GAHHHHH WHY DOSNT ANYONE LOVE MEEEEEEEE!

GRIMMJOW:I LOVE YOU!^.^ 3

ULQUIORRA:STOP MOLESTING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TIA:BITCH WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MOLESTING EMOS?

GRIMMJOW:SORRY.

GRIMMJOW:BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ULQUIORRA!3

ULQUIORRA:KILL ME!I DONT HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE!/3

ORIHIME:ULQUIORRA!3

ULQUIORRA:I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!3

GRIMMJOW:BACK OFF YOU SLUT HES MY MAN!DX!

ORIHIME:BITCH LETS GO!

BARRAGAN:...I HATE...ALL OF YOU...9#$%!^^*)(_((*(&&%%#$#!$$#$%^##$&ui(()_&(%%#$#!

GIN:SHUT UP ASS HOLES!IM TRYING TO EAT MY SANDWITCH!

GRIMMJOW:SANDWITCH!

TOUSIN:I LOVE YOU GIN3

GIN:FUCK OFF BLIND ASS!

ULQUIORRA:HELP MEEEEEE!

GRIMMJOW:*KISS ULQUIORRA*

ULQUIORRA:GAAAAAAAAAH GRIMMJOW CUTIEEZ!

GRIMMJOW:BUT I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!/3

ULQUIORRA:BUT I DONT LOVE YOU!

GRIMMJOW:*GOSE AND CRYS IN A CORNER*

ULQUIORRA:OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!0!

GRIMMJOW:I HATE MY LIFE!

TIA:BITCH NOW HES GONNA CUT HIMSELF!

ULQUIORRA:!0o0! NOOOOOOOO!

ULQUIORRA:*STEALS RAZORS AND HUGGZ GRIMMJOW*!

GRIMMJOW:? 3

TIA:AWWWWWWWWWWWW...

GIN:FUCK WERE GONNA CRASH!

EVERYONE:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

SZAYLE:WHATS WRONG WITH BARRAGAN?

TIA:HES JUST SLEEPING.

GRIMMJOW:*SITING IN ULQUIORRAS LAP*^.^

ULQUIORRA:.

NNORITORA:DIE BITCHES!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

TIA:*SIGH* NNORITORAS SO HOT WHEN HES SHOOTING THE SHIT OUTTA PEOPLE AND YELLING OBSENITYS...3

ICHIGO:*JUMPS IN HELICOPTER*

ICHIGO:ULQUIORRA BACK OFF THATS MY MAN!

GRIMMJOW:*WHIMPER...HUGS ULQUIORRA SUPER TIGHT.*

ULQUIORRA:MY SPEEEEEEEEN!

ICHIGO:GRIMMJOW YOU WILL BE MINE AND YOU NAME WILL BE SQUISHY AND I WLL MAKE YOU LOVE ME SQUISHY!

GIN:TIME TO TAKE A BREAK!

ALL:EATING COOKIES*

ICHIGO:MMMM THESE ARE GOOD.

ULQUIORRA:THANK YOU.

GIN: BREAKS OVER!

ALL:GAAAAAAAAH!

AISEN:WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

GIN:AISEN SAMA TYOU HAVE RETURNED!3

AISEN:WTF?0.0

AISEN:*LOOKES AT DESTROYED LOSNOCHES.*

AISEN:I DECLARE WAR!

ICHIGO:TO LATE YOUVE ALREADY DONE THAT...

AISEN:...I DECALRE DOUBLE WAR!

. .

WELL WAS IT GOOD?

REVIEW CUS IF YOU DONT A PUPPY DIES...

AND IM SORRY IT SUX.

IM MORE OF AN ANGEST ROMANCE HATE LOVE DEATH SUISIDE FOR YOU BELOVED BOOK WRIGHTER...

SO IM .TT