Jimmy Nutren Is Love Shrek Is Life
Narative
One fine afternoon, in the Nutren household, Jimmy sat upon the couch with his decapitated father and his dead mother. He was feeling rather peckish, so he decided to order a pizza.
He levitated off the couch to the derpy wall, on which his phone hung. Pulling the phone from the receiver, he dialed the number 1-800-pizza. With the phone pressed to the side of his head, it rang three times before someone answered.
"Hello, this is the pizza plaza, home of eat your fucking heart out. Would like to place an order this afternoon?" She asked, with a rather snobby tone in her voice.
"Uhm, yes I would like one pizza delight for the Nutren household." He replied in a mono tone deep nigga voice.
"Your order has been placed, it shall be at your household in under 20 min."
She hung up.
Fifteen minutes later.
The doorbell had rung, Jimmy once again levitated from his seat and floated to the door. He swung the door open, and there stood a shadow tall and wide that smelled quite like onions. Jimmy looked up to see the Mighty ogre with, pizza in hand.
"Ya'll nigga's, that'll be 22,50 $." Shrek said with a thick Texas drawl.
Jimmy Reached into his pocket, hoping for the best. When he pulled his balled up fist out from his pocket he simply had a paper clip and a dildo.
Shrek stepped closer to the boy, dropping the pizza box.
"This is my swamp now." He grinned.