Everyone: (Glaring at Maharl100)
Maharl100: (In the corner of the room) heeheehee don't be mad it's just another story it won't hurt anybody.
Taoren46: I don't care just stop with the story making and finish the ones you started all ready! I swear I'm going to strangle you.
Maharl100: Taoren46 you are strangling me.. Can't breath...
Taoren46: (Lets go of her) ... ...
Maharl100: Hah... hah... hah...
Goku: You okay Maharl100?
Maharl100: (Hugs him) I think Taoren46 really wants to kill me.
Goku: It's okay, Taoren46 isn't going to hurt you again. Right Taoren46?
Taoren46: huh... Yeah whatever.
Gojyo: She obviously doesn't care.
Sanzo: Sibling hate at it's best.
Hakkai: Indeed.
Goku: Maharl100 you can let go of me now.
Maharl100: (Squeezing tighter) No, Taoren46 is still here. Shes going to kill me when I tell about the other story I'm making.
Taoren46: What!... Whats that about.
Maharl100: (Squeezing Goku even tighter) Goku X Hakuryu
Hakkai: Please don't drag Hakuryu into this.
Gojyo: No way, it's smut isn't it?
Taoren46: Damn it, start the story. It's going to be stupid anyway, so I'm leaving the room. (Leaves the room)
Maharl100: (Lets go of Goku) Ow fine. This is chapter one of The Run Away Princess 'The disappearing princess and the appearing pauper'
In a country to the west of Shangri-La a castle stands tall. The villager all gather to the castles for the first ceremony of the princess's coronation. "The moment you've all been waiting for." The priest announced the curtains opened behind him. The crowd went silent waiting for the curtain's to fully open. The priest turned around and walked behind the curtains leaving the crowd confused. "Where is she?" the priest asked the guard that ran into the room. "Sir we can't find her anywhere." the guard answered while panting.
"What? where would she go?" questioned the priest.
"Heh...heh...heh They'll never get me now." A girl with long brown hair chuckled putting her hair under a hat. Quickly and quietly she made her way to the entrance, sliding a pear of sunglasses on, to hide her golden eyes. The guards at the entrance eyed her suspiciously but said nothing as she left the village.
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"Sanzo! did you hear me I said I'm-" the boy in the back of the jeep whined but got cut off by the monk that sat in front of him when he yelled "SHUT UP I HERD YOU THE FIRST TIME." pulling out a paper fan he whacked the boy numerous times.
"I swear monkey, your a bottomless pit of a stomach." The red head beside the boy stated lighting a cigarette.
"Goku, just a little longer. We'll be at the village soon." the man in the driver seat told the boy. "That's if Hakuryu doesn't fall ill" The red head replied rubbing the seat of the jeep.
"Hakuryu if you stop. I'm going to eat you." The boy named Goku told the jeep named Hakuryu.
"Better floor it, Hakkai" The red head said to the driver. Unexpectedly the man name Hakkai hit the breaks, everyone in the jeep jerked forward. "I said floor it not hit the breaks, Hakkai." the red head cursed.
"I know Gojyo. I didn't want to hit the boy." Hakkai replied getting out of jeep and walked over to the boy on the ground staring at the front of jeep shaking. The others followed, Hakkai getting out of jeep and walked towards the boy. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." Hakkai said crouching down to the boy. The boy looked up at Hakkai.
"...Thats okay, I'm fine anyway." the boys voice was nervous and shaky standing up.
"Hey, is there a town near by?" Goku asked.
"Yeah, just a little further west of here." He answered pointing in the direction he came from. All five went tense and turned the way he pointed. A mob of demon's appeared in the forest slowly walking towards them.
"Demon's again to day." Gojyo mumbled summoning a crescent blade staff.
"We better get food after this, I'm staving." Goku told them summoning a red staff. The two jumped into the crowd of demon's slashing and whacking the demons away. The boy watched in aw seeing travels as strong as them was rarer then rare. The demons started throwing rocks, thinking it would trip them up.
"Please stay back." Hakkai told the boy getting in front of him and put up a barrier to protect them from the rocks.
"Care to join,monk?" Gojyo asked the monk who was sitting down in the jeep again.
"Your fine." He replied taking a drag on his cigarette.
"You always make us do all the work." Gojyo mumbled slashing another demon.
"Lets just hurry up or I'm going to stave to death!" Goku shouted whacking a demon on the head. The boy looked at the three fighting , Hakkai's ear which had three silver ear cuffs, Gokus's forehead which had a golden coronet around it, Gojyo's crimson hair and eye's. He glanced down to the ring on his hands 'There just like me.' he thought.
"Well that's all of them." Hakkai told sound of hooves and footsteps were heard in the near distance.
"What? There already catching up to me." He said turning to run.
"What?" the four questioned.
"Princess!" A guard shouted coming into view. "Hey you boy." The guard stomped over to him.
"Yes?" the boy asked slowly turning around. "Take the sunglasses off." he demanded.
"Aaa, no I'm blind." He told him grabbing a hold of his sunglasses.
"Then how did you know I was behind you?" He asked.
"I said, I'm blind not def." He answered.
"Then why are you out here?" the guard question.
"I'm-" his sentence was cut off by Sanzo saying "He's with us." Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku all looked at him confused.
"And how is it that you know each other?"
Sanzo pointed at Goku as he answered "He's his younger twin brother." The guard looked back and forth between Goku and the boy. "Well, monkey aren't you going to help your blind brother into the jeep." Sanzo asked Goku. Goku looked at Sanzo as if he had to head. He new that he didn't have a family. After all his parents were rocks, but none the less he did as Sanzo told him and helped the boy into the jeep. Hakkai stepped on the gas and jeep went forward. The guard didn't give them a second look he had more important thing to worry about like finding the princess.
"Hey monk, whats with the sudden change of heart?" Gojyo asked lighting a cigarette.
"Yeah, Sanzo I don't have a brother." Goku told him.
"I know that idiot." Sanzo replied.
"Good thing to I can only take one stupid monkey." Gojyo said.
"Whats that supose to mean!" Goku shouted.
"Please stop you two, excuse me for asking this but why did you tell him your blind. It's clear that you can see just fine." Hakkai asked the boy.
"I just left that place, I'm not going back now." He answered.
"Don't you know what's happening to the demons kid?" Gojyo asked. "...Of course I know. I already know about the negative aura, but then again what about the three of you?" He stated. The three look at him.
"You know were demons's." They said surprised.
"Takes one to know one." He said folding his arms over his chest.
"So your a demon but you have no demon aura coming form you." Hakkai replied.
"That why I'm not affected by the negative aura." He grinned.
"Hey, what's your name? I'm Son Goku." Goku said looking at him.
He turned to him saying "My name...it's Ma...I mean Laharl." He replied.
"Laharl?...that's an unusual name." Hakkai said. The entrance was right in front of them.
"Hey, why is it you don't want to go to his place so much?" questioned Sanzo.
"Because I'm running away from home." He answered.
"Well your back now." Hakkai told him.
"What?" Laharl said frieking out.
"Calm down, not like were going to take you to your parents." Gojyo told him.
"Not, like you could anyway both my parents died last mouth." He said hugging his knees and a single tear rolled down his cheek falling on to the seat of the jeep.
"Oow sorry, I didn't know." He said.
"I know that." Laharl replied.
"Sanzo?.." Hakkai questioned. 'How do you mess up your own name?' Sanzo thought. "Tch, Hey Laharl right can you fight?" Sanzo asked.
"Yeah. Why?" He answered.
"Really we should spar some time." Goku told him excitedly.
"Then it looks like monkey found a new play- and room- mate." Sanzo said when jeep came to a stop in front of an inn.
Everyone: (Looking at Taoren46 listening to the story) ... ...
Taoren46: (Looks at Maharl100) Why'd you use the name Laharl, Maharl100?
Maharl100: I thought you said this story was going to be stupid.
Taoren46: Just answer my question.
Maharl100: Fine, I'm Sure your all smart and have figured out the this boy is really the princess which means he's a girl. So the princess name is Maharl but since they think shes a he, she told them her name was Laharl. Understand...
Sanzo: Why do you keep using that name?
Maharl100: because it's the only name I can come up with really. Plus it's the only name that I know of that the Boys name can change into a girls name with one letter , so a special thanks to Disgaea.
Gojyo: Your still playing that game, I thought you won it.
Maharl100: I did but now I got to beat prinny Bal level 9999 and my Character Maharl is only level 7000, I got get working on that. (Runs out of the room)
Everyone: ( O_o ) She's nuts!
Taoren46: Hurry close the chapter before Maharl100 starts rambling about Disgaea.
Goku: Gotta go, hope to see you soon. Bye (Waves goodbye)