After Midnight Skit
[L enters from left and meets Yondaime who enters from right]
Yondaime: Hey! What are you doing around here?
L [completely serious]: I heard there was a killer among you and came to investigate myself.
Yondaime[shocked]: Say what? Roll call! [yells]Sasuke!
[Music: -; Sasuke enters scene from right walks to his place behind Yondaime to the left(bored look on face, slight slouch, arms crossed)]
Sasuke [pissed]: This better be good. I was this close to mentally killing Itachi.
Yondaime: [snap-point reply to Sasuke]Good for you! [yells] Kiba!
[Music: I want to fuck a dog in the ass; Kiba enters stage from left(carefree, normally) takes place to far left of L]
Kiba: Just so you know I'm not a zoophile!
Yondaime [teasing]: Of course you're not! [yells] Naruto!
[Music: -; Naruto enters stage from left(runs ninja style, excited) Music stops when Naruto reaches Kiba.]
Kiba [grabs Naruto by the collar and shouts]: Are you RETARDED or something? Run normally!
Naruto [straight face]: What the...[turns to see Sasuke and runs to her and shouts while pointing] SASUKE! One day I'll find you and bring you back!
Sasuke [raises eyebrow and shoulders with confused face, speaking to public]: What the hell?
Yondaime [speaks to Naruto and Sasuke]: Break the party!
L [turns to public, serious face, raises arm with index fingers pointing, speaks quickly]: Pentru cei care n-ati inteles "Break the party" este traducerea motamo pentru "Sparge-ti petrecerea"[returns to original position, Naruto takes place between Kiba and Sasuke]
Yondaime [yells]: Kakashi!
[Music: -; Kakashi enters stage from right (carefree, bored, reading Icha Icha Paradise) reaches place next to Sasuke]
Kakashi: [looks around] I be leaving now... [turns to leave but is stopped by Sasuke]
Sasuke [dead serious]: [grabs Kakashi by the shoulder] No you're not!
Yondaime: Before I tell you why you're all here and not at home watching porn, PLEASE illuminate my why YOU'RE ALL GIRLS!
Naruto [girly]: We heard we had company!
Yondaime : Ooook...Back to the point now. The creepy outsider said that there's a killer among us.
Sasuke [ironic]: Avand in vedere faptul ca omoram 10 persoane pe episod...Good luck finding the killer.
L : [scowls and shows covered finger towards Sasuke, walks around slouched with hands in pockets] The killer is probably be intelligent, creepy, has problems integrating in groups ...and thinks he's the shit.
Kiba [intrigat]: Crede ca e rahatu'?
[Everyone looks at Sasuke]
Sasuke : Duuuuude!
[Music: Scream song; Pokemon thrown in middle of group, Half circle formed around pokemon.]
Naruto: [Robotzi injuraturi cu beep]
Kakashi : [Robotzi] Sunt uimit si foarte foarte speriat...
[Everyone stares at the Pokemon]
L : What do you think it is?
Sasuke [ironic]: Maybe it's your killer...
Kiba [looking at Naruto]: Poate e ma-ta
Naruto : Sau...
Kiba : Ma-ta
Naruto : Sau...
Kakashi [enthusiastic]: I know what it is! It's a POKEMON!
[Music: Pokemon theme song]
Kakashi : I wanna be the very best... Like no one ever was
Naruto : To catch them is my real test... To train them is my cause
Kiba : I will travel across the land... Searching far and wide
Yondaime, L : Teach Pokemon to understand.. The power that's inside
[Music: Vara asta by Vama Veche]
Sasuke : M-am saturat de patul meu de-acasa...(Nu mai suport, pe cuvant...nu mai suport...mi-e cald, nu...) Cearceafurile nu mai imi zambesc...(Si ce vrei sa fac? Ce pot sa fac? Nu mai pot, nu mai pot...)
Naruto : [slaps Sasuke on the nape] Iti dau eu una sa nu mai poti!
Sasuke : Nu deja mi-ai dat?
[While Naruto and Sasuke were talking Kiba crept sneakily ninja style to Pokemon, picks it up and throws it backstage to the left. Music: Cricket sound. Everyone looks at Kiba with wtf face.]
Kiba [guilty face]: Uhhh... [points to left stage exit] Look it moved!
L : Don't let it get away!
[Naruto, Sasuke, Yondaime, Kiba, L exit stage left running. Kakashi left alone on stage, in middle]
Kakashi [histerically]: [throws Icha Icha Paradise behind, pulls out Death Note with pen. Opens notebook and writes randomly. Robotzi, while walking off stage, exit to stage right] SUNT NEBUN! HAHAHAHAHA
[Music: Looney Tunes ending, Naruto sticks head out of curtains in middle]
Naruto : -stutter- That's all folks!