The Madness Begins
By- BlackMoonDragon
Chapter 1- The Beginning of Doom
Disclaimer- We own nothing 'cept ourselves and our clothes, and purses. If you sue us, all you'll get is some very beat up stuff 'cause we have no money.
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"Cat, I'm bored."
"Bri, you're always bored."
"Well, there is nothing to do here and I want to do something but there is nothing so I am bored."
"Why do always take so long to say the simplest things?"
"Um... 'cause I can?"
"Uh-huh. Well, if you want to do something so badly, I guess we can walk down to the Sub-Way."
"Subway! Eat fresh!"
"Yes, dear, that is their logo."
"You know, the word logo is so kwel. It's like lo then go. And then it's LOGO! Logo logo, let's all go to logo!"
"You are so weird..."
"Shhh, the walls have ears and I don't want anyone to know."
"To know what? That you're a WEIRDO?"
"Shhh!!!"
"WEIRDO!!!"
"Damn it, Cat! Now everyone knows!"
"Like they didn't before..." Cat muttered under her breath.
"I heard that."
"Heard what? I didn't say anything."
"Of course you didn't, I believe you. Come on, let's go, I'm hungry."
"Fine, just don't forget your money this time. I don't have enough to pay for you."
"Kk. I'll go grab my bag."
"Get mine too!"
Bri ran up to Cat's room and began the search for their bags. After throwing a few things around she found the bags and ran out of the room, down the stairs, and out the house.
"Come on Cat! You are SO slow!"
"Hey! You were the one who decided to leave without me."
"Sorry."
"It's okay. So did you dismantle my room in search of our bags?"
"Hehe, how'd you know?"
"Because every time you go to look for something in my room, you throw stuff everywhere."
"Sorry. And I believe this is yours," said Bri, handing Cat her bag.
"You didn't take anything from it, did you?" Cat asked suspiciously.
"Nah, I forgot to look."
The two continued to walk down towards the Sub-Way, joking with each other and saying the weirdest and randomest things they could think of.
"Hey Cat, if your kid was born on February 29th, when would you make their birthday?"
"Why are you thinking about February? It's the middle of summer vacation for Christ's sake!"
"I know, but I'm bored and thinking of random things makes me less bored."
"You have very odd logic."
"How long did it take you to figure that one out?"
"About a minute after I met you."
"I guess that means that you're not as stupid as you appear to be."
"Yeah that's--- Hey that was SO mean!"
"I am so sorry."
"Sure you are," said Cat as she shoved Bri into the road.
Bri and Cat promptly forgot about talking as they continued to shove each other into the road. Of course, being the idiots they were, they forgot about a little thing called traffic. And when there is traffic the drivers aren't usually paying attention to kids playing around. Especially when they drive those HUGE Mac trucks, you know the ones that have like 18 wheels or something and blow your skirt up high when they drive by you. And so that's how it happened. They were shoving each other in the road and a huge Mac truck came and hit them.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The two girls remembered being hit by something, then they were falling, and suddenly they landed hard on something.
"Cati-Rina! My bum hurts!"
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?"
"Um... I don't know. So where in hell's name are we?"
The girls heard some muffled talking from somewhere beneath them.
"What was that?"
"You're sitting on someone. And you accuse me of being the idiot. So do you plan on sitting on the poor bloke all day or are you gonna get off him?"
"I could ask you the same thing, Cati-Rina!"
"Shut your pie hole!"
"Fine."
Bri got up and dusted her bum off. She then reached her hand down and helped the man she had landed on up.
"Sorry about that, chap. My deepest and most heartfelt apologizes go out to you for enduring the pain of me sitting on you. One million apologies, good sir. I express---"
"Bri, shut it."
"Yes, mother."
"Bri, I have duct-tape in my bag, don't make me use it."
"Okay, I'll shut up now. But, um..., you're still sitting on someone."
"Oh, oops."
Cat quickly got up and helped the person she was sitting on up.
"I am so freakin' sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry."
"It is okay. But what, may I ask, are you doing in Rivendell?"
"Rivendell? Cat, I thought we were in one of those 'patcong' townships in NJ."
"We were. But I think I know where we are and you're just being a stupid prat forgetting about it. Come over here."
Bri walked over to where Cat was and Cat started to whisper into her ear.
"Bri, you have the worse memory of anyone I know. Remember that huge big guy obsession you had sometime? When Lord of the Rings came out? And anything with Viggo, you had to see?"
"Yeah, but what does that have to do with this?"
"Please tell me you remember what Lord of the Rings was about."
"Well there were these hobbits, who would have been really cute together and then there was Legolas and Gimli who always fought about who killed more Orcs and then there was Aragorn who was almost mine but then Arwench stole him. Oh yeah and there was stupid Denethor who got caught on fire. And Faramir and Boromir. And good ol' Gandy!"
"Good job! You actually do have a memory. Now can you tell me when the hobbit gayness really started to pick up and we met Bory, and Gimli, and Legie?"
"Rivendell, durh."
"And where did that person just say we were?"
"Rivendell."
"And do you know what that means?"
"That we're in Rivendell."
"Yes, but Bri, Rivendell is in Middle Earth and Middle Earth ain't where we are from. Gods, you can be so freakin' dense."
"So, I guess that means we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"We never were in Kansas."
"Really? I guess I should stop watching so many movies then."
"And my name was never Toto."
"Aww, that sucks. Would you kill me horribly if I called you that?"
"What do you think?"
"I guess that's a yes. Well, we should probably talk to those two."
The two girls walked over to where the two nameless people were and stared at them. Finally Bri broke the silence.
"Hi there, my name is Bri and this is Cat."
"Hello, my ladies. My name is Aragorn and this is Arwen."
"Okay, hold on a second."
Bri grabbed Cat by the arm and dragged her a few feet away from Arwench, I mean Arwen, and Aragorn. Then she started to jump up and down, like she was on sugarhi.
"Cat, you know what this means? We interrupted Arwench and Aragorn's scene on the bridge! Ohh and the Council is gonna be tomorrow! We gotta go! We gotta go!"
"First we have to meet Elrond. And stop being so hyper. Really, try to act a little bit normal around here."
"I am acting normal."
"I meant like normal human normal, not normal Bri normal."
"Ohhhh."
While the girls were over talking Aragorn and Arwen were looking them over. The girls seemed nice enough, but they wore such strange clothes. Well, the clothes weren't strange to Bri and Cat, but to that wench and Aragorn they were. Oh, and don't let me get started on their hair. Bri and Cat's hair wasn't even normal on Earth, there was no way in hell it was normal in Middle Earth. Let me give you a brief description.
Bri was wearing very baggy black jeans, with the Jnco logo on one of the back pockects. She had on black shoes with silver writing all over them and staples stapled into them. She had a white tank top with the Independent logo across the middle. She had two tattoos. On her left shoulder there was a small dragon surrounded by fire and on her right a fairy made of fire. Her hair was a mix of light and dark blues and light and dark purples and black. It was long, down to about hair waist, but it had been hastily tied up.
Cat was dressed in blue jeans that flared out a little towards end. She was wearing a pair of black sandals and her toenails were painted dark purple. She was wearing a black tank top and had black armbands going up to her elbows on both her arms. She also had a tattoo of a fire fairy on her right shoulder. On her left was a black rose surrounded by thorns. Her hair was a deep forest green with purple highlights running throughout it. It went to her shoulder blades and was currently in a loose ponytail.
By the time the two Middle Earthlings had finished looking the girls over, the girls had come back and joined them.
"Okay, so um, yeah."
"Wow, Bri, that was soo intelligent."
"Your sarcasm hurts me, it makes my heart bleed."
"Sarcasm makes the world go 'round, I am only doing my duty."
Bri opened her mouth as to say something but Aragorn cut her off.
"My ladies, if you'll excuse me, but we must take you to Lord Elrond. He will want to know what you are doing in this land and where you hail from."
"Okies. Let's go!"
Bri grabbed Cat and Aragorn's hands and then started to skip towards a big building she had seen. Poor little Arwench was left on the bridge until she realized what was happening. Arwen ran and caught up with the group and grabbed Aragorn's other hand. Bri was still skipping and she started to sing a stupid song. Cat got out her duck-tape, ripped a piece off, and slapped it over Bri's mouth.
"Aragorn, was Bri leading us in the right direction?"
"Yes, milady. The dwelling of Rivendell is right over there."
"Wow, so Bri does actually have a sense of direction. You learn new things every day..."
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The four entered into the dwelling of Rivendell and Aragorn led them to an official looking door. Bri was still holding his hand and she kept tugging him forward while she was skipping. Her companions could hear her singing something, but because of the tape over her mouth, they could not understand a word of it. She was still tugging Aragorn along when he pulled her back to make her stop. Of course, she being the person that she is, she lost all sense of balance and toppled back into him. She ripped the tape off her mouth, mumbled a few curses and then faced Aragorn.
"Sorry about that chap. I always seem to be falling into you. So why'd we stop?"
"This is Lord Elrond's study."
"Ohhhh."
Argorn knocked on the door and a minute later a quiet 'Come in' was heard. Aragorn opened the door and motioned for Arwen, Cat, and Bri to go in, which they did. Aragorn followed after them and closed the door softly behind him. Arwen had walked up to her father's desk and was whispering something in his ear. He looked at her, nodded, then approached the two the strange girls.
"My daughter informs that you two just fell out of the sky and landed atop Estel and her."
"Um... who is Estel?"
"That is me, Lady Bri."
"But you're Aragorn," she replied, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Bri, it's probably a nickname or an alias."
"Alias? But that's a TV show."
Cat got the duct-tape out again and shoved it in Bri's face. "Do I have to use this again?"
"No, mother."
"If you call me mother one more time..."
"Sorry."
"Girls! Stop bickering. Now could one of you please tell me how you got here?"
"Oh! Oh! I can!" said Cat, while waving her arm up and down like she was in school.
"Go ahead, Lady?"
"The name's Cat. Anyways, me and Bri were hungry so we decided to walk to Sub-Way and we were joking around and started pushing each other into the road and then a big huge Mac truck hit us and we landed here, completely ruining Aragorn and Arwench, I mean Arwen's kissing scene."
"What is Sub-Way?"
"Well, Lord Eyebrows, sorry, Lord Elrond, it is an eating establishment where one gets food to eat."
"Where do you hail from?"
"Lopatcong, New Jersey."
"I have never heard of those places. Are you spies for the Enemy?"
"No!"
"Then how did you get here?"
"I don't know. We should be dead 'cause that truck that hit us was huge. But here we are alive and well," said Bri.
"Hmmm. I will have to talk to Gandalf about this in the morning."
"Oh, by the way Lord Elrond, we want to go to the Council tomorrow."
"How do you know of the Council."
"Um.... lucky guess?"
"What she means, is that we are like seers and know what is going to happen."
"Well, if that is the case, then yes you can come. Now, Aragorn, I trust you can show them to the guest rooms."
"Yes, my Lord."
Cat, Bri, and Aragorn went to leave the room, with Arwen following closely behind them.
"Arwen, I did not give you permission to leave. You and I have some talking to do."
"Yes, father."
Arwen stopped following the three and went back to her father's desk. Aragorn once again opened the door and let the other two out before following behind them. Once they were down the hallway Cat and Bri stopped walking and broke into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
"What, my ladies, is so funny?"
"Eyebrows, Arwench..."
"What? I do not understand."
"Nothing Aragorn, nothing," said Bri.
"Hey, Aragorn, I have a question for you."
"Yes, Lady Cat?"
"Why did Arwench seem so jealous back there?"
"When?"
"Ooohhh. I know what Cati-Rina is talking about! Back when I held your hand and went skipping along with you and then when I fell into you, she was giving me some evil death glares."
"Well, I guess the reason is that Arwen and I are courting and she probably did not like the fact that Lady Bri was so close to me."
"Ahh, so you are dating a jealous one."
"Aragorn, there is no reason for you calling us ladies. I know we look like them and have their body parts, but we act nothing like them."
"If that is what you wish, my-- I mean Bri."
"Wow! You're a quick learner." While saying that Bri stepped up on her tiptoes and patted Aragorn on the head. "Good doggie."
"Bri, Aragorn is not a dog, stop treating him like one."
"Oh, sorry. Hey, Aragorn, do they have any wine at this place?"
"Yes, why?"
"Because she has a horrible affixation with wine and was barely able to get any while at my house. So she has gone a week and half with almost nothing and it is killing her."
"Hey, you make it sound like I will die if I don't get any wine. It's just I miss it so and I want some, but if there is none, then I'll go without."
"There is only elven wine here and it is very strong, so they only give it to humans at feasts."
"Damn. Oh wellerz."
"Bri, Cat, here are your rooms. In the morning a maid will come to help you get ready for the counsel. Good night."
Aragorn then walked back down the hall. When he was out of sight Bri leaned against the doorframe and sighed.
"Good night, my hot hunk of man flesh."
"I guess you still like him even though you saw the movie so long ago."
"I can't help it."
"Yeah, yeah. Well come on, we better get to bed."
"Yeah. Night."
The two went into the room and climbed into the two beds that were there.
"Pleasant dreams," Cat said. Her only reply was a small snoring sound.
By- BlackMoonDragon
Chapter 1- The Beginning of Doom
Disclaimer- We own nothing 'cept ourselves and our clothes, and purses. If you sue us, all you'll get is some very beat up stuff 'cause we have no money.
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"Cat, I'm bored."
"Bri, you're always bored."
"Well, there is nothing to do here and I want to do something but there is nothing so I am bored."
"Why do always take so long to say the simplest things?"
"Um... 'cause I can?"
"Uh-huh. Well, if you want to do something so badly, I guess we can walk down to the Sub-Way."
"Subway! Eat fresh!"
"Yes, dear, that is their logo."
"You know, the word logo is so kwel. It's like lo then go. And then it's LOGO! Logo logo, let's all go to logo!"
"You are so weird..."
"Shhh, the walls have ears and I don't want anyone to know."
"To know what? That you're a WEIRDO?"
"Shhh!!!"
"WEIRDO!!!"
"Damn it, Cat! Now everyone knows!"
"Like they didn't before..." Cat muttered under her breath.
"I heard that."
"Heard what? I didn't say anything."
"Of course you didn't, I believe you. Come on, let's go, I'm hungry."
"Fine, just don't forget your money this time. I don't have enough to pay for you."
"Kk. I'll go grab my bag."
"Get mine too!"
Bri ran up to Cat's room and began the search for their bags. After throwing a few things around she found the bags and ran out of the room, down the stairs, and out the house.
"Come on Cat! You are SO slow!"
"Hey! You were the one who decided to leave without me."
"Sorry."
"It's okay. So did you dismantle my room in search of our bags?"
"Hehe, how'd you know?"
"Because every time you go to look for something in my room, you throw stuff everywhere."
"Sorry. And I believe this is yours," said Bri, handing Cat her bag.
"You didn't take anything from it, did you?" Cat asked suspiciously.
"Nah, I forgot to look."
The two continued to walk down towards the Sub-Way, joking with each other and saying the weirdest and randomest things they could think of.
"Hey Cat, if your kid was born on February 29th, when would you make their birthday?"
"Why are you thinking about February? It's the middle of summer vacation for Christ's sake!"
"I know, but I'm bored and thinking of random things makes me less bored."
"You have very odd logic."
"How long did it take you to figure that one out?"
"About a minute after I met you."
"I guess that means that you're not as stupid as you appear to be."
"Yeah that's--- Hey that was SO mean!"
"I am so sorry."
"Sure you are," said Cat as she shoved Bri into the road.
Bri and Cat promptly forgot about talking as they continued to shove each other into the road. Of course, being the idiots they were, they forgot about a little thing called traffic. And when there is traffic the drivers aren't usually paying attention to kids playing around. Especially when they drive those HUGE Mac trucks, you know the ones that have like 18 wheels or something and blow your skirt up high when they drive by you. And so that's how it happened. They were shoving each other in the road and a huge Mac truck came and hit them.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The two girls remembered being hit by something, then they were falling, and suddenly they landed hard on something.
"Cati-Rina! My bum hurts!"
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?"
"Um... I don't know. So where in hell's name are we?"
The girls heard some muffled talking from somewhere beneath them.
"What was that?"
"You're sitting on someone. And you accuse me of being the idiot. So do you plan on sitting on the poor bloke all day or are you gonna get off him?"
"I could ask you the same thing, Cati-Rina!"
"Shut your pie hole!"
"Fine."
Bri got up and dusted her bum off. She then reached her hand down and helped the man she had landed on up.
"Sorry about that, chap. My deepest and most heartfelt apologizes go out to you for enduring the pain of me sitting on you. One million apologies, good sir. I express---"
"Bri, shut it."
"Yes, mother."
"Bri, I have duct-tape in my bag, don't make me use it."
"Okay, I'll shut up now. But, um..., you're still sitting on someone."
"Oh, oops."
Cat quickly got up and helped the person she was sitting on up.
"I am so freakin' sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry."
"It is okay. But what, may I ask, are you doing in Rivendell?"
"Rivendell? Cat, I thought we were in one of those 'patcong' townships in NJ."
"We were. But I think I know where we are and you're just being a stupid prat forgetting about it. Come over here."
Bri walked over to where Cat was and Cat started to whisper into her ear.
"Bri, you have the worse memory of anyone I know. Remember that huge big guy obsession you had sometime? When Lord of the Rings came out? And anything with Viggo, you had to see?"
"Yeah, but what does that have to do with this?"
"Please tell me you remember what Lord of the Rings was about."
"Well there were these hobbits, who would have been really cute together and then there was Legolas and Gimli who always fought about who killed more Orcs and then there was Aragorn who was almost mine but then Arwench stole him. Oh yeah and there was stupid Denethor who got caught on fire. And Faramir and Boromir. And good ol' Gandy!"
"Good job! You actually do have a memory. Now can you tell me when the hobbit gayness really started to pick up and we met Bory, and Gimli, and Legie?"
"Rivendell, durh."
"And where did that person just say we were?"
"Rivendell."
"And do you know what that means?"
"That we're in Rivendell."
"Yes, but Bri, Rivendell is in Middle Earth and Middle Earth ain't where we are from. Gods, you can be so freakin' dense."
"So, I guess that means we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"We never were in Kansas."
"Really? I guess I should stop watching so many movies then."
"And my name was never Toto."
"Aww, that sucks. Would you kill me horribly if I called you that?"
"What do you think?"
"I guess that's a yes. Well, we should probably talk to those two."
The two girls walked over to where the two nameless people were and stared at them. Finally Bri broke the silence.
"Hi there, my name is Bri and this is Cat."
"Hello, my ladies. My name is Aragorn and this is Arwen."
"Okay, hold on a second."
Bri grabbed Cat by the arm and dragged her a few feet away from Arwench, I mean Arwen, and Aragorn. Then she started to jump up and down, like she was on sugarhi.
"Cat, you know what this means? We interrupted Arwench and Aragorn's scene on the bridge! Ohh and the Council is gonna be tomorrow! We gotta go! We gotta go!"
"First we have to meet Elrond. And stop being so hyper. Really, try to act a little bit normal around here."
"I am acting normal."
"I meant like normal human normal, not normal Bri normal."
"Ohhhh."
While the girls were over talking Aragorn and Arwen were looking them over. The girls seemed nice enough, but they wore such strange clothes. Well, the clothes weren't strange to Bri and Cat, but to that wench and Aragorn they were. Oh, and don't let me get started on their hair. Bri and Cat's hair wasn't even normal on Earth, there was no way in hell it was normal in Middle Earth. Let me give you a brief description.
Bri was wearing very baggy black jeans, with the Jnco logo on one of the back pockects. She had on black shoes with silver writing all over them and staples stapled into them. She had a white tank top with the Independent logo across the middle. She had two tattoos. On her left shoulder there was a small dragon surrounded by fire and on her right a fairy made of fire. Her hair was a mix of light and dark blues and light and dark purples and black. It was long, down to about hair waist, but it had been hastily tied up.
Cat was dressed in blue jeans that flared out a little towards end. She was wearing a pair of black sandals and her toenails were painted dark purple. She was wearing a black tank top and had black armbands going up to her elbows on both her arms. She also had a tattoo of a fire fairy on her right shoulder. On her left was a black rose surrounded by thorns. Her hair was a deep forest green with purple highlights running throughout it. It went to her shoulder blades and was currently in a loose ponytail.
By the time the two Middle Earthlings had finished looking the girls over, the girls had come back and joined them.
"Okay, so um, yeah."
"Wow, Bri, that was soo intelligent."
"Your sarcasm hurts me, it makes my heart bleed."
"Sarcasm makes the world go 'round, I am only doing my duty."
Bri opened her mouth as to say something but Aragorn cut her off.
"My ladies, if you'll excuse me, but we must take you to Lord Elrond. He will want to know what you are doing in this land and where you hail from."
"Okies. Let's go!"
Bri grabbed Cat and Aragorn's hands and then started to skip towards a big building she had seen. Poor little Arwench was left on the bridge until she realized what was happening. Arwen ran and caught up with the group and grabbed Aragorn's other hand. Bri was still skipping and she started to sing a stupid song. Cat got out her duck-tape, ripped a piece off, and slapped it over Bri's mouth.
"Aragorn, was Bri leading us in the right direction?"
"Yes, milady. The dwelling of Rivendell is right over there."
"Wow, so Bri does actually have a sense of direction. You learn new things every day..."
~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The four entered into the dwelling of Rivendell and Aragorn led them to an official looking door. Bri was still holding his hand and she kept tugging him forward while she was skipping. Her companions could hear her singing something, but because of the tape over her mouth, they could not understand a word of it. She was still tugging Aragorn along when he pulled her back to make her stop. Of course, she being the person that she is, she lost all sense of balance and toppled back into him. She ripped the tape off her mouth, mumbled a few curses and then faced Aragorn.
"Sorry about that chap. I always seem to be falling into you. So why'd we stop?"
"This is Lord Elrond's study."
"Ohhhh."
Argorn knocked on the door and a minute later a quiet 'Come in' was heard. Aragorn opened the door and motioned for Arwen, Cat, and Bri to go in, which they did. Aragorn followed after them and closed the door softly behind him. Arwen had walked up to her father's desk and was whispering something in his ear. He looked at her, nodded, then approached the two the strange girls.
"My daughter informs that you two just fell out of the sky and landed atop Estel and her."
"Um... who is Estel?"
"That is me, Lady Bri."
"But you're Aragorn," she replied, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Bri, it's probably a nickname or an alias."
"Alias? But that's a TV show."
Cat got the duct-tape out again and shoved it in Bri's face. "Do I have to use this again?"
"No, mother."
"If you call me mother one more time..."
"Sorry."
"Girls! Stop bickering. Now could one of you please tell me how you got here?"
"Oh! Oh! I can!" said Cat, while waving her arm up and down like she was in school.
"Go ahead, Lady?"
"The name's Cat. Anyways, me and Bri were hungry so we decided to walk to Sub-Way and we were joking around and started pushing each other into the road and then a big huge Mac truck hit us and we landed here, completely ruining Aragorn and Arwench, I mean Arwen's kissing scene."
"What is Sub-Way?"
"Well, Lord Eyebrows, sorry, Lord Elrond, it is an eating establishment where one gets food to eat."
"Where do you hail from?"
"Lopatcong, New Jersey."
"I have never heard of those places. Are you spies for the Enemy?"
"No!"
"Then how did you get here?"
"I don't know. We should be dead 'cause that truck that hit us was huge. But here we are alive and well," said Bri.
"Hmmm. I will have to talk to Gandalf about this in the morning."
"Oh, by the way Lord Elrond, we want to go to the Council tomorrow."
"How do you know of the Council."
"Um.... lucky guess?"
"What she means, is that we are like seers and know what is going to happen."
"Well, if that is the case, then yes you can come. Now, Aragorn, I trust you can show them to the guest rooms."
"Yes, my Lord."
Cat, Bri, and Aragorn went to leave the room, with Arwen following closely behind them.
"Arwen, I did not give you permission to leave. You and I have some talking to do."
"Yes, father."
Arwen stopped following the three and went back to her father's desk. Aragorn once again opened the door and let the other two out before following behind them. Once they were down the hallway Cat and Bri stopped walking and broke into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
"What, my ladies, is so funny?"
"Eyebrows, Arwench..."
"What? I do not understand."
"Nothing Aragorn, nothing," said Bri.
"Hey, Aragorn, I have a question for you."
"Yes, Lady Cat?"
"Why did Arwench seem so jealous back there?"
"When?"
"Ooohhh. I know what Cati-Rina is talking about! Back when I held your hand and went skipping along with you and then when I fell into you, she was giving me some evil death glares."
"Well, I guess the reason is that Arwen and I are courting and she probably did not like the fact that Lady Bri was so close to me."
"Ahh, so you are dating a jealous one."
"Aragorn, there is no reason for you calling us ladies. I know we look like them and have their body parts, but we act nothing like them."
"If that is what you wish, my-- I mean Bri."
"Wow! You're a quick learner." While saying that Bri stepped up on her tiptoes and patted Aragorn on the head. "Good doggie."
"Bri, Aragorn is not a dog, stop treating him like one."
"Oh, sorry. Hey, Aragorn, do they have any wine at this place?"
"Yes, why?"
"Because she has a horrible affixation with wine and was barely able to get any while at my house. So she has gone a week and half with almost nothing and it is killing her."
"Hey, you make it sound like I will die if I don't get any wine. It's just I miss it so and I want some, but if there is none, then I'll go without."
"There is only elven wine here and it is very strong, so they only give it to humans at feasts."
"Damn. Oh wellerz."
"Bri, Cat, here are your rooms. In the morning a maid will come to help you get ready for the counsel. Good night."
Aragorn then walked back down the hall. When he was out of sight Bri leaned against the doorframe and sighed.
"Good night, my hot hunk of man flesh."
"I guess you still like him even though you saw the movie so long ago."
"I can't help it."
"Yeah, yeah. Well come on, we better get to bed."
"Yeah. Night."
The two went into the room and climbed into the two beds that were there.
"Pleasant dreams," Cat said. Her only reply was a small snoring sound.