Okay I'll make this quick, I'm rebooting this series. My last attempt was unsatisfactory and I hope you guys can forgive me. But that doesn't mean I'll give up! I'll just start with a new game and I hope you guys enjoy this more.

I feel like this chapter alone is better than any of the last tdds chapters combined, and now I have a new way of writing. This will not have a protagonist, and it'll have new characters as well. I hope you guys enjoy this new chapter.

"Hey guys! It's me, Chris! Just wanted to write you a little something to help you guys get ready for the Next Season of Total Drama. Yup the producers greenlit another season and since Pahkitew Island is preoccupied we'll be staying at a brand new Location! The prestigious Hope's Peak Academy of Canada! Better get your thinking caps on and get ready for! Total Drama: School's out! - You're Host, Chris"

They quietly chuckled as they read the crinkled up paper, they really had to thank Chris for giving such a helping Hand for them. In fact, they were just about to thank him this moment.

The stranger reading the note wore a monochrome cloak that was split down the middle vertically. They were wearing an odd mask, like a mascot's head. It was a bear that matched the color scheme of the cloak with one beady black eye on the right of it's face, with a bright red slash on the left side.

Chris was unconscious for the moment, swaying from 15 feet above the ground. The steel cable that connected to his cuff-like restrainer made creaking sounds from his weight. Both Chris and the stranger stood in an incredibly large and dark room. The Stranger proceeded to take a bucket of cold water and splash it on the host's face.

"Gah! What the hell!?" Chris shouted.

"Hello Chris, now that you are awake we can begin." The stranger said.

"What? B-b-begin what?!" Chris struggled in his bindings. Chris' eyes haven't adjusted to the darkness yet so he couldn't even know where the stranger was in the room.

"Honestly, I'm very thankful for your little show Chris. So thankful in fact that I'll give an honor to die for..." The stranger hissed.

"Come on now! This is a prank! Right?! Chef? A-a-anybody?!" Chris stammered.

"Chris McLean I announce you..."

Chris then had a sudden realization, he had heard that voice from somewhere else. The stranger pulled a small black box with a red button on it from under their cloak.

"Wait...I know that Voice..." Chris said.

"The first elimination of..."

"I knew it! You're-"

"TOTAL DRAMA DESPAIR SCHOOL!" The stranger finally shouted, slamming their fist onto the red button.

*Chris McLean has been Eliminated

*Commencing Execution

Thou Shall Not Worship Farce Idols

Light flooded the room, revealing it to be a factory of some sort. The restraining device that held Chris unlocked itself, dropping the host onto the ground. Before the host could make any other movements a robotic arm suddenly turned itself around to face Chris. The noise of the mechanical claw shocked Chris who yelled when the thing lunged at him.

Chris continued screaming even though the arm didn't kill him. It instead grabbed him tightly and turned itself forwards again. It slammed the host's body onto a conveyor belt, stunning him. The machinery in the factory whirred to life, rumbling and growling. The conveyor belt itself began to move Chris' body elsewhere.

The conveyor belt led into several large machines. The first seemed connected to a large funnel-shaped container of liquid, the second was producing a loud slamming sound, and the last was the smallest. Chris barely registered the fact that he was just carried into the first, where the conveyor belt stopped and the exit and enter doors were then closed. Outside the sound of pipes rumbling were heard, then Chris' screams were let out.

There was the sound of a liquid being sprayed out of several hoses, until the machine stopped and the conveyor belt began moving again. What came out of the machine wasn't Chris but a blob of yellow, melted plastic. Which was quickly carried into the next machine where a quick 'slam' sound was heard, with a disturbing squishing sound along with it. The body was moved along, the blob of plastic had been compacted into a more humanoid shape. The final machine was a quick trip, as the sound of something being spray-painted was heard.

The machine stopped with a 'Ding!' Sound as the final product was revealed. A human-shaped hunk of plastic spray-painted gold, which can be assumed to be where the remains of the Ex-host of Total Drama is being held.

*Executed: Ex-Total Drama Level Host, Chris

The stranger let out a laugh, but quickly stopped and headed towards the exit. They had other plans to deal with and they'll just collect the false golden idol later.

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New Game Start!

Several young adults were not happy to learn that they had to return to a life-threatening show run by a sadist. But due to contracts they were forced to go anyway. Too bad none of them even remember how they even travelled to Hope's Peak Academy, which is when they suddenly passed out when they stepped a foot into the entrance.

In fact, several of these young adults will soon wake up in a bedroom with no clue of what's going on. That is until a loud voice screeches from speakers all over the building.

"Attention Contestants! All players must quickly come to the gym for early morning announcement! Lack of attendance will not be tolerated!" The voice screamed. It sounded high pitched and child-like.

The contestants quickly followed the instructions and arrived in the gym, which had a stage and podium in it. They all seemed to recognize each other, though some were strangers to others.

Then the voice appeared again, but slightly louder.

"Okay Bas-I mean Contestants. I will now start role call to make sure you're all here! I'll announce your name and title in no particular order. First we have..."

"Alejandro-The Total Drama Level Manipulator!"

A Hispanic Man simply quirked his eyebrow as his name was called.

"Looks like I'll have to start this show with a disadvantage." He said.

"Next up..."

"Harold: The Total Drama Level Rapper!"

"Gosh! Am I really that we'll known!" A gangly, ginger nerd said.

"Sierra: The Total Drama Level Fangirl!"

"Haha! I knew I was gonna be the best fan in the world! Suck it Mom!" A purple haired girl shouted at the ceiling.

"Lindsay: The Total Drama Level Beauty!"

"Yay! I'm it!" A beautiful blonde-haired girl shouted.

"Sadie and Katie: The Total Drama Level BFFFLs!"

"Eeeee! Katie/Sadie we have the same title!" The tall and plump girls in matching clothes squeed together.

"Noah: The Total Drama Level BookWorm!"

"Really? I actually expected more than that to be my title." The Indian Boy wearing too many layers said.

"Owen: The Total Drama Level Eater!"

"Eva: The Total Drama Level Bully!"

"Izzy: The Total Drama Level Actress!"

"Ha! Looks like the justice system loses to Izzy once again! HAHAHAHA!" A red-headed girl in jungle attire cackled as she stood on top of a large boy wearing a white shirt with a blue leaf on it. The boy simply smiled kindly as Izzy planted her foot on top of his head.

Between those two and Noah was a European Girl, she was incredibly muscular and was wearing a gym outfit. She simply frowned when she heard her name and title.

"DJ: The Total Drama Level Cook!"

"Well I really wouldn't be that good without my Momma's help." The tall, well-built black man said.

"Bridgette: The Total Drama Level Surfer!"

"Geoff: The Total Drama Level Party Thrower!"

The Blonde couple looked up in interest. The girl wore a blue hoodie, shorts, and had her hair in a ponytail. The boy left his pink shirt open showing off his chest, he also wore shorts, sandals, and a cowboy hat.

"Sweet!" Geoff said, putting his arm around Bridgette's shoulder.

"Trent: The Total Drama Level Guitarist!"

"Justin: The Total Drama Level Model!"

The dark-haired men simply looked at each other, before quickly turning their attention to the announcement. Trent carried his said Guitar on his back, and wore a green shirt with a six-fingered hand on it. Justin was a young Hawaiian man with incredibly amazing looks that you would expect from a model.

"Heather: The Total Drama Level Queen Bee!"

"Well of course you would save the best for last." A tall Asian women said.

"Sorry Heather, but we gotta' greet some new contestants to inject some fresh blood in you old fossils!"

"Anne Maria: The Total Drama Level Stylist!"

"Mike: The Total Drama Level Trigger Warning!"

"Zoey: The Total Drama Level Indie Chick!"

"Jo: The Total Drama Level Jock!"

"Brick: The Total Drama Level Cadet!"

When the attention was brought onto the five newbies, only Jo and Anne Maria kept their cool. Anne Maria was a New Jersey girl with brightly tanned skin and a large poof in her hair. Jo was what you could consider a tomboy, and wore sweatpants and a grey hoodie. Zoey and Mike both shied away from the looks of the others, Brick simply blushed.

Zoey was a thin girl with her hair dyed red, with a flower placed on her head. Mike was an incredibly tall brown-skinned man with messy hair and bags under his eyes. Brick was a muscular young man with a unibrow who wore dog tags, a green shirt, blue shorts, and boots.

"And finally, the one you all have been waiting for! Your amazing Host! Me!" The voice then cut off as something jumped out from behind the podium shocking the total drama contestants.

It was a teddy bear split into tow colors(black and white) vertically. One half of it's face was an innocent beady black eye and smile, the opposite half had a red slash for an eye and a sharp-toothed grin.

"Chris? You got so small! And hairy!" Lindsay said confused.

"What the hell is this bull? Chris come out now before I drag you out right now!" Jo yelled.

"Sorry Missy but he ain't coming Upupupupu!" The bear giggled.

"...Okay this is weird." Noah said.

"Did that toy just...talk?" Heather asked.

"Wicked!" Izzy shouted.

"This toy has a name! And that name is Monobear! Wait what am I saying, I'm not a toy I'm Monobear!" Monobear said. "Anyway we have important things to discuss ,like what you'll do for your eternal stay here!"

"Eternal stay? What do you mean?" Zoey asked Monobear.

"Exactly what it means! You stay here eternally! I swear children keep getting dumber each day!" Monobear stated.

"What?!" The BFFFLs screamed.

"Um, sorry little bear guy but I can't be cooped up in this school forever!" Anne Maria said.

"Well too bad, you gotta'!" Monobear responded. "Anyway I have a show to run, so unless you want me to pull something out of thin air that can get you out of here-hey, wait just a minute!"

The bear stood still in thought before speaking again.

"I know what this show can be now! I had trouble coming up with an idea but now you guys really helped me out!"

"What do you mean?" Alejandro asked.

"I'm so happy that I'll give you guys a way to get out of here!" Monobear said.

"Sweet! Thanks bear dude!" Geoff said.

"Wow, you really had us going there little guy!" Owen said happily.

"Okay now listen up! If you guys don't want to live here peacefully all you have to do is something that can destroy all peace in this school! So, in order to do that, you must commit... A PERFECT MURDER!" Monobear shrieked.

There was a shocked silence, up until Bridgette shouted: "What?!"

Then half the room began to go into a panic.

"Man, he's gotta be joking right?" DJ said hurriedly.

"Of course, this is just some stupid trick from Chris!" Eva shouted.

"Please, even if he were alive, he had absolutely jack to do with this!" Monobear said.

"What do you mean, 'were'?" Sierra asked.

"I mean that he's dead! I killed him! Murdered him! Offed Him! Executed Him!" The bear said exasperatedly.

"Holy hell! You're sick!" Trent shouted at the bear.

"This is impossible, doesn't that mean we're kidnapped? There has to be someone looking for us!" Justin added.

"Oh please, they're too busy to even bother! Anyway I have one last thing to say about my game!" Monokuma said.

"You think this is a game? You think this is a game?!" Brick said.

"Yeah, anyway I don't care how you do it, just kill someone and I'll give you a way out of here! Eat them, run them over, pop their heads like balloons, feed them to sharks, chop them to bits, shoot them, or compact them! I don't give a gosh diddly darn damn about the procedure just do it without being caught!" The bear explained.

DJ had fainted after the bear described how to off their fellow prisoners. Though others looked like their legs were turning into jelly.

"Why? Would you do this?" Mike asked.

"Why? I guess I just like seeing kids kill each other and fall into despair, maybe I should get some other hobby though! The same old thing gets tired you know?" The bear responded.

"Wait, does that mean you did this before?" Izzy asked.

"Yup, and I'll probably do it again!" Monobear answered. "Anyway, before you leave I have a present for you guys! Ta-da!"

The bear then pulled out a box full of IPhone-sized tablets.

"These are your ID-Cards! Don't lose them because not only do they allow you to enter your respective dorms, but they also give you the time, maps of the school, rules, and anything else I think might make your stay more fair and relaxing!" Monobear said.

In a flash, Monobear left an ID-card at the foot of every contestant before racing back to the stage.

"Well Happy killing everybody!" Monobear said one more time before hopping out of existence.

"Well this is bad." Harold said nonchalantly.

Happy Monobear Segment

"Why hello there bastards! So did all of you enjoy this chapter and hope there's gonna' be more of that incredibly handsome bear? Well don't worry because at the end of every important chapter you'll get a nice segment with me!

I guess I should really thank everyone who sits down and reads this, but this is about me now isn't it? Anyway you know what I hate?

People who start something but never finish it! Especially when they don't have the courtesy to admit that their stories are dead or on hiatus! They deserve to be flamed to hell! Especially with real fire Upupupu!

See you next time bastards!"- Monobear

Alive: Alejandro, Anne Maria, Brick, Bridgette, DJ, Eva, Geoff, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jo, Justin, Katie, Lindsay, Mike, Noah, Owen, Sadie, Sierra, Trent, and Zoey

Dead: None

Special Status

None

(AN) *The thoughts of Monobear do not reflect the thoughts of the author

So what do you guys think of the new chapter? I hope this goes better than my last attempt. I honestly like how it turned out, so please read and review. Give me your thoughts of the characters and third person POV!

Why Did Chris Die?

I didn't include Chris in the first story because 1. I didn't want him to be a major character 2. I didn't have a special execution for him to avoid repeating the "Blast-off" Execution from DR. But after watching Total Drama Action the idea of making Chris into a life-sized Golden Chris Award was too good of an idea. I didn't really expect it to be so long or gruesome though.

Hopefully I can at least update this weekly so wish me luck!-Anontomy

End of Prologue.