CHAPTER ONE: TOBI AND THE KITCHEN
Typical of most S-ranked criminal organizations, there were few members that could cook and the Akatsuki was no exception. Among the few that could was Konan, Itachi and the newest member Hinoiri (which means 'sunset'). Though, it was hard to convince either of the three to cook, but since most members didn't want to die a death of a thousand paper cuts or Sharingan torture, most of the cooking fell onto Hinoiri, the new medic. Poor little Hinoiri was weaker than the rest of the members, actually she couldn't fight at all. If she could, she wouldn't have to slave over a hot stove most of the time and might be able to actually train for once, but sadly no. Her torture didn't stop there, oh no, it reached its peak the day Tobi set foot into the kitchen...
Hinoiri was cooking, as usual for her around 10:30 in the morning, getting ready for lunch of spaghetti and meatballs as requested by Kisame when he got back from a mission. As the others were relaxing in the living room (except for Pein and Konan as they were 'working' on paperwork), Tobi decided to go into the kitchen to help the medic. Sighs of relief were heard from Deidara, Hidan and Kisame as the 'good boy' went to go bug another victim. It wasn't till later that they heard strange things coming out of the room...
"Tobi... Don't you think it's a little too big to fit? Isn't it going to hurt something?" Came Hinoiri's feminine voice from behind the door, slightly nervous. Tobi's high pitch reply came soon after...
"Tobi thinks its fine! Tobi's a good boy, don't worry Hino-chan!"
"But Tobi, is it suppose to be hard? I don't think that's quite right..."
"Doesn't Hino-chan trust Tobi?"
"I do Tobi, but this is serious! That thing can do some damage! I've seen things go wrong when it happens to other people!"
"Don't worry Hino-chan, everything will be fine! Tobi's a good boy!"
"O-okay..." Some bangs, crashes and clanging pots were heard from the kitchen causing the already shocked Akatsuki members to play rock, paper, scissors to see who would open the door to the kitchen. Being as unlucky as he was, it was Deidara that had to open the door. While the others were being 'encouraging', Deidara opened the door with shaking hands to see a disaster zone.
Pots, pans and other utensils were all over the place as Hinoiri and Tobi tried to wrestle a giant meatball into the oven, keyword; tried. No matter how hard they pushed, shoved or any other words that mean to get a giant meatball into the oven, it didn't work. Not only that, the oven was belching black smoke from all the abuse it was suffering from. Deidara just exited the room, shook his head as an 'all clear' to the others and went to his room to forget the weird scene. When Pein heard what had happened, he issued a new rule; the kitchen door must always be open...
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