Disclaimer: Surprisingly, I don't own Harry Potter. I know, shocking.
The ABC's of Harry Potter
A is for Arthur, who is obsessed with all things muggle
B is for bravery, which can be difficult to juggle
C is for Crookshanks, a cat so sneaky and smart
D is for Draco, who is a bit of a tart
E is for Ernie, a Hufflepuff left out
F is for Fred, who was knocked out
G is for Gryffindor, so full of glory
H is for Harry, who was a tad bit corny
I is for idolize, which happened so often
J is for James, who is now in a coffin
K is for Kingly, an auror so fine
L is for Lily, who is now kept confined
M is for Molly, the only person in the book who really swore
N is for Nymphadora, who can turn her hair into the color or coral
O is for Order, fighting for rights
P is for Percy, who looks ready to bite
Q is for Quil, who was connected to the Dark Lord
R is for Ravenclaw, smarter than the chalkboard
S is for Slytherin, so cunning and cruel
T is for Trewlawny, who looks like a ghoul
U is for Uranus, a planet studied in class
V is for Voldemort, who looked like a snake ready to blast
W is for Weasley, a big family with redheads
X is for xylophone, which is not played by Fred
Y is for yearly, which is when Hogwarts is in session
Z is for zebra, who got lost in our recession