"Alright,! Time to get drunk!" Proclaimed Kobayoshi, as she went to open a cold one with the girls. "But Konosuba" stated Kanna, "Whenever you get drunk, you beat me up!"

"Aw hell I guess your right, no beats tn"

"It's you're"

"That is it, getting the belt." stated Kensuyosh, as they went to get a fresh, oven baked belt.

"oh no"

"Get over here, im around 15ft away from you, with this pure gold, oven baked belt, creating an image for the readers while your running away"

But alas, Kanna could not escape the rage of Daisuke, her red hot rage has consumed any feeling of love for anything. Eventually Kanna ran out of room to escape, and got beat senslessly by koroteshi.

A wormhole opens, sucking life away from everything, and let in millions of heartless, just as the title says

"What the..?" proclaimed Shotamashin, as her heart got sucked into the empty void, which resembles the void of emotion, sanity, and care of the writers mind.

a gummy bear flies in, filled with dogs, 12 year old kids, and ducks, killing all the heartless that came in, this made Kanna Rember all the friends she made are there to help her through the bad times...

she always rembered, happy day.

suddenly she grabs the house key from kensuke's keychain, stabbing every heartless in a 5 mile radius, adverting the crisis.

but it was too late, the world was consumed by darkness...

Kanna proceeds to use the giant gummy bear to fly to other worlds, and play card games in a convoluted story...

I can't believe TotaTeshi is fucking dead

The ends