The 10 Cracks of Christmas

Naruto was a cute little chibi 6 year old. He was skipping to the Academy ignoring all the glares and sucking on his lollipop. Naruto didn't notice that they were glares though, they were weird looks, and those weird looks followed him wherever he went.

"Hi Iruka-sensei!" Naruto said, throwing the half eaten lollipop at him.

It sounded like Sasuke giggled, but who cares?

"NARUTO YOU BAKA!" Iruka yelled, grabbing the lollipop that was stuck in his hair. It didn't come out and he ended up pulling on his hair too. He gave up after a while.

"It'll come off if you do something for me" Naruto said in a sing songy voice.

That was when everyone realized what Naruto was wearing.

"Naruto….why are you dressed up as an elf?" Iruka asked, not noticing the giant box "hiding" behind Naruto. How anyone could not notice a box so big it could fit three chibi-Narutos in it.

"HAMMER ATTACK!!!!" Naruto said before taking out a hammer (which look extremely similar to a hammer in Kodocha) and whacking Iruka on the head.

"…" Iruka stared at Naruto, and so did the rest of the class.

Naruto jumped on Iruka and continued to hit him on the head. When that didn't work, he took out a brick from…somewhere and knocked out Iruka. He then proceeded to stuff him in the box. He then picked up the box and put it in a red wheel barrel before leaving to go to someone's apartment.

BOREDBORDER

Kakashi was home at his apartment at around 1:36PM. He yawned, stretched, and walked around idly. Anyone watching this strange display would mistake him for a large, misshaped, mutated cat. He was more of a dog person, but whatever the people say…

There was a knock at his door. He went to open it when it opened itself. He blinked when a tiny little blond kid with a wheel barrel. Kakashi wondered how the kid could push that thing, or how he could even bring it up 5 flights of stairs seeing as his apartment was on the fifth floor.

"Ohayo Scarecrow-san!" The kid greeted, grinning.

"Don't you mean Konnichi wa?" Kakashi corrected.

"Okay then, Konnichi wa!"

"How did you get in my apartment?"

"Your door was unlocked." The kid stated plainly, staring at him.

That kid was so cute Kakashi wanted to hug him to death while saying how cute he was.

'Whoa,' Kakashi thought, mentally shaking his head. 'I should stick to decaf…'

"Who are you?"

"I am Santa's helper! I've come to bring a present to you!" and bring a present he did, for inside the wheel barrel there was a giant box wrapped in green and brown konoha leaf gift wrapping paper with a huge red bow on it. Attached to this bow was a giant card that said 'To the one-eyed scarecrow.'

Kakashi sweat dropped at the card.

Naruto took the present off the wheel barrel and put it in front of Kakashi's feet before leaving as fast as he could with wheel barrel in tow.

Kakashi blinked.

The present shook.

Kakashi stared.

He slowly opened it and was attacked by a crazy brown haired chuunin. His screams could still be heard today, even in Snow Country.

You could also hear a yellow haired boy and a purple haired lady giggling crazily.