Warning: Harsh language and sexual jokes *cough*Kenny*cough*

Show: South park

Main Couple: Craig Tucker and Tweak Tweek (or) Creek

Disclaimer: South Park Characters © Trey Parker and Matt Stone


~Craig's point of view~

My head rested in my hand rested in my left palm as the teacher talked. My eyes; sometimes glaring at the clock, drooped because of the lack of sleep last night. And sadly, this was only first period, soon to be second. Math was lame, the teacher was to perky. Her name? I don't know, I never bothered to learn it. Lets just call her Ms. Lady. "Okay class! What is the answer…Clyde?" Damn it! I thought to myself. Clyde is a fucking dumbass… He never knows the answer to anything. He always answer with the same thing twelve. And as if in a movie, he said his answer. I tried to look at the question, but Ms. Lady was standing in the way. "Correct!" She replied in her normal high pitched voice.

After the bell rang she call me to her desk. "Yes Ms…" I started, hoping that I wouldn't have to say her real name. "It's Mrs. Becker sweetie. It looked like something was on your mind." "No. I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night." I explain as I put my hands in my pocket. "Are you sure that's it?" "…Yes Mrs. Becker." "Well…Okay then. If you need anything, come see me after class!" "Thanks." And with that, I left; after I saw the question. The question was 'What is the square root of 8100?' She lied to him. It's 90.

The no sleep thing was the truth…well at least part of it. My mother and father were fighting, again. It's no big deal, they fight all the time. But this night, they were loud. And with that, I couldn't sleep.

I took Mrs. Becker up on her deal and went to her class after school. I peeked through the window. She wasn't at her desk, but there was someone else in the classroom.