BETRAYED
He betrayed me. I am Dylan Hunt, and I cherished Tyr with all my heart but he has betrayed me. BETRAYED ME! To the ocean of angry predatory fish-like enemies I have, and destroyed by beautiful commonwealth!
I cry sometimes, alone at night, sobbing and clutching my knees to my broad, manly chest. It makes me sad, it breaks my heart, to know my former friend, the man whom I hoped to call 'my friend Tyr' has betrayed me.
Why must he do this? Why must he throw me aside like a rotting fish?
Sometimes a starving man will eat anything, even a decomposing lifeform from the phyla oblongata. And Tyr should be no different.
Yet he is.
Oh why, why Tyr? Do you know the tears that you have caused to leak from mine beautiful eyes? Do you know the pain and anguish that I, Dylan Hunt, am suffering?
Oh how I long for your comforting touch, for your tender kisses on my beautiful shorn locks.
I sometimes wish I had a mullet.
But I've just been betrayed.
He betrayed me. I am Dylan Hunt, and I cherished Tyr with all my heart but he has betrayed me. BETRAYED ME! To the ocean of angry predatory fish-like enemies I have, and destroyed by beautiful commonwealth!
I cry sometimes, alone at night, sobbing and clutching my knees to my broad, manly chest. It makes me sad, it breaks my heart, to know my former friend, the man whom I hoped to call 'my friend Tyr' has betrayed me.
Why must he do this? Why must he throw me aside like a rotting fish?
Sometimes a starving man will eat anything, even a decomposing lifeform from the phyla oblongata. And Tyr should be no different.
Yet he is.
Oh why, why Tyr? Do you know the tears that you have caused to leak from mine beautiful eyes? Do you know the pain and anguish that I, Dylan Hunt, am suffering?
Oh how I long for your comforting touch, for your tender kisses on my beautiful shorn locks.
I sometimes wish I had a mullet.
But I've just been betrayed.