Titancrazee:Don't blame me if you think this story is crap because Mushmin (aka dumb ass) made me do a fan fic with her. Or she'll make me eat her delicious *coughNASTYcough* pie.
Mushmin: Dumb ass? Really? Thanks for the compliment, BFF! (no not really) I knew my pie was good!
BB: YUCK THIS TASTES LIKE CYBORG'S CRAP! AND I KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE!
Cyborg: At least my poo dosent taste like tofu!
BB: At least I don't look like my poo! Who made this anyway?
Titancrazee: *coughMUSHMINcough*
Mushmin: D-does my pie really taste like crap?
BB: Well…..umm to tell you the truth-
Raven: Yes. Your pie tastes even worse than crap. Now everyone shaddap and talk about how awesome this new purple eye shadow makes me look. I'm going to use it to flirt with Robin.
Mushmin: ….That hurts my feelings….THEN IF YOU THINK MY PIE TASTES BAD THEN ALL OF YOU SHALL DIE *pullshotgun*
BB, Cyborg, and Raven: Holy fuck.
Mushmin: SAY MY PIE TASTES GOOD! OR SAY THE DISCLAIMER! SAY ETT OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *putsguntoeveryoneshead*
Titancrazee: lets go into the story before she kills us all!
Purple Eyeshadow
"Starfire does this eyeshadow make me look fat?"
"Oh dear friend Raven- WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?! I believe it has become more of the ugly."
"WHAT?!" *blasts Star into wall*
----Raven comes into Robins room----
"OHHH Robbie-poo!" *batts eyes*
"Wha- whats wrong with you! You look- you look"
"Beautiful?"
"No actually you look like a truck ran over your face, did it again, and then a dog came over and vomited on you"
"Oh well cant win em' all."
"Oh, and Raven?"
"Yeah?"
"Get some new eyeshadow. Purple makes you look fat."
Titancrazee: im so sorry people I think that burned your eyes. This is all Mushmins fault we hate the robrea coulpe and I like robstar so we just came up with this to piss robrea fans off im truly sorry flame me all you want.