Ticket, please.
Hello and welcome to my first ever drabble fic! Though, I have a tendency to drag things on sometimes so maybe a few will turn out to be itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dotted ficlets. Or something similar to that...
A good majority of these will also end up having couples in them, and if that's the case, I'll be sure to inform you of that.
For instance, this first chapter will have hinted psychoshipping and really crude humor. (What can I say? Those two things go together like PB&J.)
"Uuh...ugh...! Hnnn...rumph!"
Bakura winced in irritation as the noises coming from his bottom left persisted.
"Eeh, umph! A-almost...there..!"
The pale man shut his eyes and set his fingertips to his forehead, still looking quite annoyed. "Mariku, I already told y-"
"Oh my gods, Bakura! I almost had it!" Brown eyes flitted to a very determined-looking Mariku. He reminded Bakura of a pretzel, strangely, what with the odd way he was stretching.
"Juust a little biit closeeerrr!" The tanned man groaned. He was about to accomplish his goal when a resounding snap echoed into the room. Mariku's violet eyes grew in size. No movement came from his for a few moments before he just fell limply onto the floor. Face pointed upwards and set in a grimace, the Egyptian muttered to himself.
"Goddam it."
His pale companion could only smirk down at him.
Bakura let out a laugh. "Told you it was physically impossible to give yourself a blow job."
Mariku was about to send back a haughty remark when Bakura decided to insult him.
"That," Said white-haired male placed his hands on his hips, "or your dick is too small to reach your mouth."
That leering face was getting on the darker man's nerves. Smirking himself, he closed his eyes and said, "Why, if that's the case, why don't you try it yourself?"
Any laughing that was coming from Bakura ceased. When Mariku opened his eyes, he was meant with a fierce look from him.
"It's on."
I was worried that I would've made the author's notes longer than the actual chapter, even if they are supposed to be drabbles. Oh well. Hope you liked the read.~
Oh, and if you want to know what kind of position Mariku was in, just Google image 'self blow job'. Or Like a Boss on Youtube.
Hasta la Vista~!