What the Fat Controller likes and what he don't
One day on the island of Sodor, Gordon was a flying sausage.
"I like flying Gordon sausages" said the Fat controller.
"Nice and greasy".
Over at the quarry Thomas was busy being a terrorist and chanting aloud
"Worship my father Asama Binladin."
The Fat controller doesn't like terrorists, he considers them extremely dangerous to his flying Gordon sausages.
"I will crush you and your Thomas" said the Fat Controller.
"Over my dead 9000 bodies you will" said Thomas the terrorist engine.
And so the battle of Fat began.
"SHODOOKINNNN!" said the Fat Controller.
"Huh, your SHODOOKIN is no match for my Trolololololololololololol." said Thomas
The Fat Controller felt defeated, he had one last hope left.
"Take this damn terrorist"
*Fat Cunt Roller used Chuck Norris*. Thomas saw how bigger challenge he faced and barrel rolled out of Sodor.
The Fat Controller then proceeded to admire the flying Gordon sausages, Henry the hamburger felt extremely jealous.
"Why does the Fat Controller not love me?" said Henry feeling depressed and unloved
"I wonder what I can do achieve his attention, maybe If I get rid of Gordon he will love me instead" stated Henry questioning himself as to what he could do.
And so Henry began to come up multiple ideas of which he sketched onto his mind map of the universe, this was tool of which he discovered on his travels around Sodor one day. He thought that eventually it would become very useful and it seemed today was the day to reveal is true potential.
"I wonder what my next idea will be. Hmmm… I think this is enough" said Henry looking through his never ending list of ideas.
Then Henry the Hamburger spotted the idea that he thought would be best, and circled it. Henry planned to execute his plan the next morning. When Henry awoke the next day he instantly took to the rails, as to begin his master plan. When he arrived he was shocked to discover that his work had already been done for him.
"What happened here?" wondered Henry as he looked on towards a very burnt Gordon.
Just then he saw the Fat Controller lying on the floor crying.
"Are you OK Sir?" Henry said worried for his master.
"No Henry I'm not, my favorite engine is burnt to a crisp, what am I to do now?" said the Fat Controller crying his miserable eyes out.
"I don't know" replied Henry trying to contemplate how his plan actually unfolded without his knowing.
Had someone other than himself seen the ideas he had written down the night prier and also had a grudge for Gordon, he hoped so at least he would not be responsible for Gordon's demise.
"So what will happen to him now" asked a very curious Henry.
"He will have to go away and be recooked" replied the Fat Controller still trying to get over the sight.
"I'm sorry to hear that" replied a concerned Henry.
Just as he was about to make his leave the Fat Controller stated something of which made Henry very happy to hear.
"Henry, I need a new best engine, would you like to be that engine?"
"Yes" replied a very excited Henry the Hamburger
"It is true that a hamburger is the next best thing to a sausage" laughed the Fat Controller.
Henry felt a little insulted but was still happy to be the Fat Controllers new best engine. That Night at the Roundhouse. Henry decided to check the mind map of which he wrote the list of ideas in. But as soon as he started to read the rules written at the front of the mind map shock filled his face.
"What the hell is this!" said a very frightened Henry
His shock quickly turned into something very evil.
"With this I shall destroy anyone who gets in my way, HAHAHA!"
For what was written in front of him stated something very grave.
"Rule one" Henry began to read.
"Any idea you circle on this mind map will take effect within 24 hours"
Henry could do anything with this but he would have to test it first, to make sure it wasn't a fluke.
End Chapter 1