one fine kawaii day aaron was wlking down the street

oh look how pretty the sun is, aaron thought as he thought about the sun

then he went to the stop sign. he was waiting for his bestest friend kennie

she wasnt there :(

aaron was sad but he was hapy too becuz he new keenie would be there soon

then sUDENNLY OUT OF NO WHERE CAME MANNY

she flew towards khraka at fast speed

but she stopped right b4 she reached him so he wuldn't get hit

"hi mandarin" said aaron

"where is tori?" stated marino

"thats not a statement" arron corrected. marnopoly was sad.

"but anyway if u reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely wanna know" and then he got real close to her ear

and he whispered softly

"she's in the closet"

"what closet""" questioned marne

"the one...,,,,,, in my HOUSE!"

"nooooooooooooooooooooooo" screeched marsnio "why is she in thur"

"because i kidnapped her" aaron reply. "or you could say i adultnapped her hahahahhahahahahefuhiawuhlgaru"

"that's not funny you dick" marbles said

"ur only sayin that cuz she's ur moirail"

"IS NOTTTTT! B-BAKA!" marina-chan bellowed as her kokoro went doki-doki

wow are we in japan

the answer is yes

so kennie arrived and aaron was all like "where were you jesus fuck"

she said "rips off ur dick"

aaron was like "k"

so nothing really happened and khraka's dick remained attached to his body

marina didn't get it though

neither did anna who was hiding under the manhole nearby

kennie pointed her out and everyone was like anna what the fucksauce are you doing in the sewers of urban japapan

annie had no reply but said "they lied about the teenage mutant ninja turtles. they only had middle-aged mutant pirate tortoises i was fucking ripped off"

"it okay shania" aaron say

"its pronounced shuh-knee-uh" anna said (what you dont know is that this is actually not right and i am doing it to be funny)

everyone had a good laugh

except tori who wasn't there haha

suddenly manny say "why everyone is at stop sign?"

"oh silly girl" aaron say "trix are for kids"

"what he means to say is we're all meeting up to do some crazy fucking shit 2gether" kennie say

"can i join" marinera question?

"ye" kennie said

anna comes out of manhole and joins too

more laughing at tori's expense

but JUST THEN...

in the dISTANCE

khraka look out and see something...

everyone gasp

lisa was twerking towards them at 2934872934582342756275896345 miles per hour

TO BE CONTINUED?