WELCOME to Random Inheritance Crap CH 1: that's just scary (a.k.a. oh my god, poor Arya…)
Our story begins in the Varden's camp-across the entire length and breadth of it could be heard, um, 'passionate' noises coming from Eragon's tent. The calling out of "Eragon" and "oh, Arya" could be heard from anywhere in the camp. Seeing as how their names were unique, everyone immediately knew what they were probably wishing they didn't- Eragon and Arya were going at it. Saphira had her large head buried in her paws to try to escape the noise, and her intimate mental connection with the ecstatic Rider was suddenly seeming to be a horrible, disgusting fate. The general concensus of the human soldiers was either 'congrats to Eragon for actually wooing that cold-hearted elf' or 'dammit I shouldn't of sold those earplugs yesterday'. Among the Urgals, 'no-horns are ridiculous', and the dwarves 'I wonder how much of our ale that took'. Nasuada was trying to tune it out and do her duty, while the elves were mostly affronted at the 'noises' or disappointed that their princess was apparently drinking now. Islanzadi, however, was affronted that her daughter would do something like this, annoyed that she had chosen the very young Rider, and slightly joyous that she would be having grandchildren.
"Well, looks like ol' Eragon finally got his wish after all," stated Orik.
"Hahahahaha…it is a bit of a double-edged sword though…" added Oromis.
"Quite so" chuckled Orik. "Do you know how in the world they could be that, uh, loud? Is that normal for you elves?"
"Ha ha, no, not at all." Oromis replied. "Although it is conceivable that I taught him the Ancient Language word for 'amplify' as opposed to, say, 'quiet'."
….Meanwhile, inside the offending tent, Eragon was quite happy, oblivious to the fact that the entire camp could hear them. He had never done this before, much less with an elf, and was rather enjoying it to say the least. Arya was enjoying herself too-because she was finally with the one she loved (PAOLONI) and also, she admitted a little guiltily, because it will piss off her mother to no end. Heh.
After his mate fell asleep, Eragon snuck out of the camp. He was glad that Arya was worn out or she would've certainly woken up. Sneaking to where no one could see, the man unzipped his suit, shedding the appearance of Eragon like a skin. This man then looked at the camera and said,
"Giggity!"
….SO: are you disturbed yet? Good! All part of the Master Plan!
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A/N: if you don't know what 'Giggity' means, you don't watch Family guy. Sorry if you don't get it :P